[Verse]
            
I've been slee

           
ping in a card

            
board box
              
spending every

            
 dollar at the

             
 liquor shop
              
and even thoug

            
h I know I hav

            
en't got a lot
            
I'll try to gi

             
ve you loving 

          
till the day y

   
ou drop

            
I've been trai

            
ning like a Pa

            
vlov dog
            
sent my indepe

              
ndence out to 

            
take a hike
              
all you gotta 

           
do is activate

            
 my bell
             
and I'll fetch

          
 you anything 

       
you like

[Chorus]
             
Going once, go

       
ing twice
             
Every man here

          
 has a price
             
Over here, ove

     
r there
             
Sold to not a 

             
single lady in


 here

[Verse]
            
I've been here

            
 like a thousa

         
nd times
           
Dated every wo

            
man in the atm

           
osphere
            
I've been to e

                
very continent
              
Broken all the

            
 hearts in eve

        
ry hemisphere
             
And if I'm not

             
 the type of g

             
uy you like to

        
 circumvent
            
Just remember 

             
not to love me

         
 when I disapp


ear

          
I graduated at

       
 the top
             
I like to take

            
 advantage of 

           
the bourgeoisi

e
             
So if you have

            
 a fantasy of 

       
being a queen
            
Maybe you shou

             
ld blow a coup

            
le bucks on me

[Chorus]
             
Going once, go

       
ing twice
             
Won't these ge

            
ntlemen suffic

e?
             
Any here, any 

   
there
            
Any motions an

   
ywhere

             
Going twice, g

     
oing thrice
             
Guess this mea

              
ns we'll go 4 

         
times a lady

[Bridge]
             
I promise I'll

              
 be all you ne

           
ed, ever need
            
You'll never h

              
ave to shop ar

          
ound (don't sh

op around)
             
And I'll give 

              
you all you ev

             
er need, ever 


need
            
Don't worry, I

             
 will never le

             
t you down, le

        
t you down
            
Don't worry, I

             
 will never le

        
t you down

[Outro]
             
So many ladies

      
 are wanting f

or mates
             
And the prospe

              
cts are good b

       
ut the date's 

never great
             
Over here, ove

              
r there, over 

          
where, anywher

e
            
They're too bu

sy with winnin

g

The bidding to

 care and he's

Sold