* is single strum

[Verse]
             
I have this th

              
ing where I ge

  
t older but ju

st never wiser
            
Midnights beco

            
me my afternoo

ns

             
When my depres

              
sion works the

  
 graveyard shi

ft
              
All of the peo

            
ple I've ghost

              
ed stand there

  
 in the room

[Pre-Chorus]
             
I should not b

              
e left to my o

     
wn devices
              
They come with

            
 prices and vi

ces
                
I end up in crises

(Tale as old a

s time)

             
I wake up scre

              
aming from dre

 
aming
              
One day I'll w

              
atch as you're

    
 leaving
              
Cuz you got ti

            
red of my sche

ming

(For the last 

time)

            
It's me, hi, I

'm the problem

, it's me
            
At tea time, e


verybody agree

s
             
I'll stare dir

              
ectly at the s


un, but never 

in the mirror
            
It must be exh

              
austing, alway

 
s rooting for 

the anti-hero


[Verse]
             
Sometimes I fe

              
el like everyb

  
ody is a sexy 

baby
            
And I'm a mons

            
ter on the hil

l
             
Too big to han

              
g out, slowly 

  
lurching towar

ds your favori

te city
            
Pierced throug

              
h the heart, b

         
ut never kille

d

[Pre-Chorus]
         
Did you hear m

             
y covert narci

              
ssism I disgui

              
sed as altruis

 
m
              
Like some kind

       
 of congressma

n (tale as old

 as time)
             
I wake up scre

              
aming from dre

 
aming
              
One day I'll w

              
atch as you're

    
 leaving
              
And life will 

            
lose all of it

s meaning

For the last t

ime

            
It's me, hi, I

'm the problem

, it's me
            
At tea time, e


verybody agree

s
             
I'll stare dir

              
ectly at the s


un, but never 

in the mirror
            
It must be exh

              
austing, alway

 
s rooting for 

the anti-hero

[Bridge]
             
I have this dr

              
eam my daughte

  
r-in-law kills

 me for the mo

ney
            
She thinks I l

              
eft them in th

  
e will
             
The family gat

              
hers around an

   
d reads it and

 someone screa

ms out
            
"She's laughin

              
g up at us fro

 
m hell!"

(quietly)
             
It's me, hi, I


'm the problem

, it's me
            
It's me, hi, I


'm the problem

, it's me
         
It's me, hi, e

   
verybody agree

s
         
Everybody agre

    
essssss...

            
It's me, hi, I


'm the problem

, it's me (I'm

 the problem, 

it's me)
           
At tea time, e


verybody agree

s
             
I'll stare dir

              
ectly at the s


un, but never 

in the mirror
            
It must be exh

              
austing, alway

    
s rooting for 

the anti-hero.