I make no promises of perfect accuracy I just thought Id share since Ive yet to find
a version that sounds good on guitar

      
       

[Verse 1]
            
  I'm gettin' 

             
hickeys from m

          
y bed bugs
             
I'm gettin' bu

             
sy with a bad 

    
perfume
              
I'm stickin' k

             
isses to a pen

      
 drug
             
I'm makin' fri

              
ction with a s

            
ad vacuum


[Verse 2]
            
  I'm gettin' 

             
jiggy with a r

     
ifle
              
I'll pull the 

             
trigger with m

             
y eyes closed
             
Hopin' to hit 

              
you somewhere 

     
vital
              
And when I mis

              
s, you come an

             
d kiss me with

    
 a smile

      
        


[Chorus]
            
I'm havin' sex

          
 with a ghost
            
'Cause she kno

         
ws I'm alone
            
She's a freak 

             
in the sheets,

          
 play it cool
      
I'm sleepin' w

ith a
           
Sex with a gho

st
            
'Cause she kno

         
ws I'm alone
            
She's a freak 

             
in the sheets,

          
 play it cool
             
I'm sleepin' w

      
ith a ghoul


[Verse 3]
           
  The only tim

              
e I ever see h

   
er
              
Is when she's 

             
behind me in t

         
he mirror
             
Even from a di

              
stance, I can 

         
hear her
              
I try to liste

             
n, but her whi

              
spers make my 

         
ears hurt
             
And on our dat

              
es, it's never

         
 daytime
              
When she gets 

             
playful with a

             
 steak knife
             
I need a break

              
, maybe I'll t

         
ake five
              
Shake it up an

             
d medicate, ma

          
ybe I'll take 

five

      
        


[Chorus]
            
I'm havin' sex

          
 with a ghost
            
'Cause she kno

         
ws I'm alone
            
She's a freak 

             
in the sheets,

          
 play it cool
      
I'm sleepin' w

ith a
           
Sex with a gho

st
            
'Cause she kno

         
ws I'm alone
            
She's a freak 

             
in the sheets,

          
 play it cool
             
I'm sleepin' w

           
ith a ghoul


[Instrumental Bridge]

      
      
      
  
    


[Chorus]
            
I'm havin' sex

          
 with a ghost
            
'Cause she kno

         
ws I'm alone
            
She's a freak 

             
in the sheets,

          
 play it cool
      
I'm sleepin' w

ith a
           
Sex with a gho

st
             
'Cause she kno

        
ws I'm alone
            
She's a freak 

             
in the sheets,

          
 play it cool
             
I'm sleepin' w

      
ith a ghoul