...POD... by Tenacious D
---------...............

*from 'The Pick of Destiny' (2006)*


*( Riff):


         *         * 
e|--0--0---0--0--|--0---0--0--0--|
B|--1--1---0--1--|--1---0--1--1--|
G|--2--2---0--2--|--2---0--2--2--|
D|--2--2---0--2--|--2---0--2--2--|
A|--0--0---0--0--|--0---0--0--0--|
E|---------------|---------------|

(Play this Riff whenever Am* is shown)

*(Guitar 2):

     *                                  
e|-----------|----------------------|-----------------|--------------------|
B|-----------|----------------------|-----------------|--------------------|
G|--2--0--2--|--2-------------------|-----------------|--------------------|
D|--2--0--2--|--2-------------------|-----------------|--------------------|
A|--0--0--0--|--0-------0-3-2-0-----|-----3-3-2-0-----|--0-2-----3-2-0-----|
E|-----------|-----0-3-----------3--|--1-----------3--|-------3---------3--|

Chorus 1: (with Riffs)

(n.)          *              
 'Cos it's the Pick Of Destiny, child,
                                 
You know it will be rocking 'cos it's fuckin' insane.
              *             
'Cos it's the Pick Of Destiny,
                             
More precious than a diamond on a platinum chain.

Verse 1:

*                                         
 In Venice Beach there was a man named Kage,
                           
 When he was busking he was all of the rage.
*                                   
 He met Jables and he taught him well;
                                
 All the techniques that were de-veloped in Hell.

*                                
 Cock push-ups and the power slide,
                           
 Gig simulation now there's nowhere to hide.
*                                        
 They formed a band they named Tenacious D,
                              
 And then they got the Pick Of Destiny.

Chorus 2: (with Riffs)

              *              
'Cos it's the Pick Of Destiny, child,
                                 
You know it will be rocking 'cos it's fuckin' insane.
              *              
'Cos it's the Pick Of Destiny, child,
                             
Our tasty moves are better than a chicken Chow Mien.

Bridge 1:

                     
'Cos he who is sleazy, is easy to please-y,
                      
And she who is juicy, must be Loose-y Goose-y
                                                      , 
And he who is groovy, will be in my movie, so come on.

Break:

    
The wizard and the demon had a Battle Royale,
    
The demon almost killed him with an evil ka-pow.
                                                       (n.)
But then he broke his tooth and thus the Demon said 'ow'!

Chorus 3:

              *              
'Cos it's the Pick Of Destiny, child,
                                 
You know it will be rocking 'cos it's fuckin' insane.
              *              
'Cos it's the Pick Of Destiny, child,
                               
You know our Boogie's better than-a Citizen Kane.

Bridge 2:

                        
'Cos he who's a geezer, must live in my freezer,
                     
And she who is Snarky, is full of malarkey.
                      
And he who is groovy, will be in my movie, so come on.

Solo:

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e|------------|---------0--------|-------------------|--------------|
B|-------1b2--|------------1-----|--3b4--1-3-3-1-----|--0-0-0-0-----|
G|--0-2-------|--2-0-2--------2--|----------------2--|-----------2--|
D|------------|------------------|-------------------|--------------|
A|------------|------------------|-------------------|--------------|
E|------------|------------------|-------------------|--------------|

    *                          
e|-------------------|----------------|
B|--0--0-0--6-5h6/8--|--10-8-10--5/6--|
G|-------------------|----------------|
D|-------------------|----------------|
A|-------------------|----------------|
E|-------------------|----------------|

    
e|--0---0-0-0----0--0--0------0--0--0-----0--0---|
B|--6/8-8-8-8/10-10-10-10/12--12-12-12/13-13-13--|
G|-----------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------|

    
e|--0-----0--0--0-----0--0--0--0--0-----|
B|--13/15-15-15-15/17-17-17-17-17-17-1--|
G|--------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------|

Bridge 3:

                       
'Cos if you're a diva, then go to Geneva,
                       
And if you're a crony, then suck on my boney.
                       
And if you are groovy, then get in my movie, it's called...

Outro:

           
The Pick  Of Des-ti-ny,
           
The Pick  Of Des-ti-ny.


CHORD DIAGRAMS:
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 EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE
 x02210  000000  320003  133200  133211  020100  xx0231  x32010


Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2006 (clumsyband@hotmail.com)