[Intro]
      
      
      
      

[Verse 1]
             
Uh well, I tou

          
ched down en r

             
oute to my con


nection
             
  A man in the

         
 gift shop cal

          
led me a fag
          
  I feel like 

            
my tucked-up e

 
rection
           
  There's a pr

            
essure all ove

   
r my head
          
  And I know t

            
his is how I g

        
et paid, but
           
  It's not rea

           
lly how I wann

  
a get laid, so
          
  Hundred fort

            
y when I last 

      
got weighed
             
And I'm gonna 

           
lose more by S

     
aturday


[Chorus]
            
And they're pl


aying your son

g on the radio

 station
           
Mugging me off

       
 all across th

e nation

If you don't e

at then you'll

 never grow
             
I should've le

              
arned that qui

        
te a while ago
  
I know it gets

 hard sometime

s
             
Making out wit

              
h people that 


you don't like
   
I know you don

't feel alrigh

t
             
But you look j

            
ust fine to me


[Verse 2]
             
Well, I pissed

           
 myself on the

          
 Texan interse

#
ction
             
With George sp

              
illing things 

          
all over his b

ag
             
And I took shi

           
t for being qu

           
iet during the

   
 election
             
Maybe that's f

          
air, but I'm  

 a busy guy
          
I get stoned a

           
nd go where I 

           
get paid, but
           
  It's not rea

          
lly how babies

          
 get made, so
             
  I'll take a 

           
minute when I 

           
think I won't 

 
die
             
from stopping,

           
 oh, I'm just 

      
a   busy  guy



[Chorus]
            
And they're pl


aying your son

g on the radio

 station
           
Mugging me off

       
 all across th

e nation

If you don't s

hoot, then you

'll never know
             
You should've 

              
learned that q

        
uite a while a

go
  
I know it gets

 hard sometime

s
             
Taking out you

              
r shit on the 


ones you like
   
You know I did

n't feel alrig

ht
             
Until you spok

            
e to me


[Bridge]
     
You,          

             
   I've been w

              
aiting for you
             
My whole life,

              
 waiting for y

     
ou
             
  I've been wa

               
iting for you


[Outro]
             
Well, I'm gonn

           
a get a gun bu

           
t it's for my 

        
own protection
             
Or maybe I'll 

        
grab myself a 

         
fun knife