[Intro]   
          

[Verse 1]
           
I am he as you

             
 are he as you

             
 are me and we

             
 are all toget

    
her.
             
See how they r

              
un like pigs f

              
rom a gun, see

          
 how they fly.
    
I'm crying.

[Verse 2]
             
Sitting on a c

           
ornflake,     

             
 waiting for t

             
he van to come

 
.
             
Corporation te

              
e-shirt, stupi

   
d bloody Tuesd

ay.

Man, you been 

a naughty boy,

 you let your 

face grow long

.

[Chorus]
             
I am the eggma

              
n, they are th

  
e eggmen.
         
I am the walru

s, goo goo g'j

oob.

[Verse 3]
             
Mister City,  

    
Policeman sitt

ing
             
Pretty little 

             
 policemen in 

      
a row.
             
See how they f

              
ly like Lucy i

              
n the Sky, see

  
 how they run.
             
I'm crying, I'

         
m cry-----ing.

           
  I'm crying, 

          
I'm cry---ing.

[Verse 4]
             
Yellow matter 

           
custard,      

             
 dripping from

              
 a dead dog's 

   
eye.

Crabalocker fi

shwife, pornog

raphic prieste

ss,

Boy, you been 

a naughty girl

 you let your 

knickers down.

[Chorus]
             
I am the eggma

              
n, they are th

  
e eggmen.
         
I am the walru

s, goo goo g'j

oob.

[Instrumental]    
            

[Verse 5]
             
Sitting in an 

            
English garden

             
 waiting for t

   
he sun.
             
If the sun don

   
't come, you g

et a tan
From standing in the English rain.

[Chorus]
             
I am the eggma

              
n, they are th

  
e eggmen.
         
I am the walru

s, goo goo g'j

oob, goo goo g

'joob.

[Verse 6]
             
Expert textper

  
t choking smok

ers,
             
Don't you thin

             
g the joker la

        
ughs at you? 
            
(ho ho ho, he 

 
he he, ha ha h

a)
             
See how they s

      
mile like pigs

 in a sty,
             
See how they s

             
nied.  I'm cry

    
ing.

[Verse 7]
             
Semolina pilch

          
ard,        cl

              
imbing up the 

            
Eiffel Tower.
             
Elementary pen

            
guin singing H

ari Krishna.

Man, you shoul

d have seen th

em kicking Edg

ar Allan Poe.

[Chorus]
             
I am the eggma

              
n, they are th

  
e eggmen.
             
I am the walru

              
s, goo goo g'j

    
oob g'goo goo 

g'joob.
             
Goo goo g'joob

              
 g'goo goo g'j

    
oob g'goo... 

[Outro]
             
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k it up your j

             
umpa     Umpa 

              
umpa stick it 

     
up your jumpa 

  
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k to * rpt to 

fade)