[Intro]

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Play it with a lot of fuzz. The accompanying guitar part is played with a
slide on a guitar tuned to open E.


[Verse 1]

             
  I know a gir

      
l who   thinks

 of ghosts
             
  She'll make 

              
you breakfast,

 
   she'll make

 you toast
             
  But she don'

              
t use butter, 


  and she don'

t use cheese
             
  She don't us

           
e jelly or   a

ny of these
             
She uses vaa  

        
 aass   eline
          
Vaa  aass  eli

ne
          
Vaa  aass  eli

ne

          


[Verse 2]

             
  I know a guy

     
 who   goes to

 shows
             
  When he's at

          
 home and   he

 blows his nos

e
             
  He don't use

         
 tissues   or 

his sleeve
             
  He don't use

            
 napkins or   

any of these
            
He uses maa  a

      
agg  azines
          
Maa  aagg  azi

nes
          
Maa  aagg  azi

nes
           
Maa aaa gazine

    
s

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[Verse 3]

             
  I know a gir

      
l who   remind

s me of Cher
             
  She's always

          
 changing   th

e color of her

 hair
             
  But she don'

              
t use nothing 


  that you buy

 at the store
             
  She likes he

          
r hair to   be

 real orange
             
She uses taa  

     
aann  gerines
          
Taa   aann  ge

rines
          
Taa   aann  ge

rines
           
Taa   aann  ge

         
rines
           
Taa   aann  ge

         
rines
           
Taa   aann  ge

         
rines

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      (yeah)