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I know a girl 

       
who thinks of 

ghosts
             
She'll make yo

              
u breakfast sh

 
e'll make you 

toast
             
But she don't 

              
use butter she


 don't use che

ese
             
She don't use 

            
jelly or any o

f these
             
She uses vaa a

          
ass eline
            
Vaa aass eline


 3x


             
I know a guy w

      
ho goes to sho

ws
             
When he's at h

           
ome and he blo

ws his nose
             
He don't use t

          
issues or his 

sleeve
             
He don't use n

             
apkins or any 

of these
             
He uses maa aa

       
gg azines
            
Maa aagg azine


s x
           
Maa aaa gazine

      
s

                  (2x)

             
I know a girl 

       
who reminds me

 of Cher
             
She's always c

           
hanging the co

lor of her hai

r
             
She don't use 

           
nothing you bu

y in a store
             
She likes her 

           
hair to be rea

l orange
             
She uses taa a

       
ann gerines
            
Taa aann gerin


es x
            
Taa aann gerin

          
es