e|----3---3---
B|----3---3---
G|----0---0---
D|----0---0---
A|----2---2---
E|----3---3---
 \__________pa

       
3---3---3---3-
3---3---3---3-
0---0---0---0-
2---2---0---2-
3---3---2---2-
--------3---0-
rt one________

    
--3----3----3-
--3----3----3-
--2----2----0-
--0----0----2-
------------3-
--------------
______/  \____

      
--3----3---3--
--3----3---3--
--2----0---2--
--0----0---2--
-------2---0--
-------3------
________part t

   
---3---3---3-----|
---3---3---3-----|
---0---0---2-----|
---2---2---0-----|
---2---3---------|
---0-------------|
wo___________/


(Also, hit the bass note BEFORE strumming each (and every) chord.
It gives it that folky feel.)

[Verse]
             
If I was in th

           
e fridge,  wou

      
ld you open th

e door?
             
If I was the g

        
rass, would yo

    
u mow your law

n?
             
If I was your 

           
body, would yo

     
u still wear c

lothes?
             
If I was a boo

        
ger, would you

       
 blow your nos

e?
            
Would you keep

     
 it? Would you

 eat it?
            
I'm just tryin

           
 to give mysel

         
f a reason, fo

     
r being around

.
             
If I was the f

             
ront porch swi

             
ng would you l

         
et me hang?
             
If I was the d

            
ance floor wou

          
ld you shake y

        
our thing?
             
If I was a rub

             
ber check woul

            
d you let me b

     
ounce
           
Up and down in

           
side your bank

        
 account?
            
Would ya trust

            
 me, not to br


eak you?
            
I'm just tryin

          
 really hard t

          
o make you, no

          
tice me being 

 
around.

(Musical Interlude, no solo, just strum the G chord hard a few times with a
strange rhythm)

            
If I was a hai

              
rcut would you

           
 wear a hat?
           
If I was a mai

           
d, could I cle

         
an your flat?
            
If I was the c

              
arpet would ya

           
 wipe your fee


t,
           
In time to sav

          
e me from mud 

         
off the street

?
            
If you like me

          
, if you love 

              
me, why don't 

            
you get down o

       
n your knees
    
and scrub me?
             
I'm a little g

        
rubby
         
From being aro

und.