MY HERO ZERO

Transcribed by DEVON GREEN

SPOKEN: zero?

yeah, zero's my hero

how can zero be a hero

well there are all kinds of heros you know a man can be a hero for a 
famous battle he fought or by studing very hard to become a weightless 
astronaut, and then there are uhhhhhh heros of other sorts like heros 
from watching sports but a hero doesn't have to be a grown person, a 
hero can be a very large DOG who comes to your rescue or a very little 
child thats smart enough to know what to do, but let me tell ya about my 
favorite hero....


(bass slide from B to...)

           
My hero zero, 

             
such a funny l

              
ittle hero but

      
 till you came

 along
              
we counted on 

              
out fingers an

            
d toes, but no

              
w your here to

 
 stay,
              
and nobody rea

             
lly knows, how

              
 wonderful you

 
 are,
             
we could never

              
 reach the sta

            
rs, without yo

        
u zero my hero
              
how wonderful 

                    
you are.

spoken 1: whats' so wonderful about zero, its nothing isn't it?
       2: sure it represents nothing-

            
But place a ze

              
ro after 1 and

              
 you've got yo

         
urself a 10, s

ee how importa

nt that is
            
When you run o

              
utta digits st

              
art all over a


gain see how c

onvenent that 

is
             
Thats with onl

              
y 10 digits in

  
cluding zero
             
you can count 

              
as high as you

            
 ever need to 

             
go, forever to

       
ward infinity
             
no one ever ge

             
ts there but y

       
ou can try
            
10 billion zer

            
os from the ca

              
vemen to the w

             
ierdos who inv


ented
              
you, they coun

              
ted on their f

           
ingers and toe

s
maybe sticks and stones, rocks and bones, or neighbors toes

yeah yeah
              
and nobody rea

            
lly knows, how

              
 wonderful you

 
 are
             
why we could n

              
ever reach the

            
 stars without

           
 you zero my h


ero
             
zero how wonde

         
rful you are
            
Place on zero 

              
after any numb

              
er you've mult

              
ipled that # b

  
y 10 see how e

asy that is
            
Place 2 zeros 

              
after any numb

              
er you've mult

              
ipled that # b

  
y 100 see how 

simple that is
            
Place 3 zeros 

              
after any numb

              
er you've mult

              
ipled that # b

  
y 1000

             
etc, etc, ad i

            
nfinitum, ad a

            
stra, forever 

    
and ever
             
with zero my h

              
ero, how wonde

         
rful you are