[Intro]
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[Chorus]
            
Four Eyes, wha

           
tchu gonna do 

now?
            
Four Eyes and 

              
how much do yo

  
u see now?
            
How many finge

          
rs? Ha ha ha


[Verse 1]
          
When your kids

 just see thro

ugh plastic wi

th a harness o

f elastic
            
So the girls a

              
ll think you'r

              
e icky and the

              
 boys all thin

         
k you're queer
         
Then the hinge

s all get rust

ed and the sev

enth pair gets

 busted
            
So you graduat

              
e to tortoise 

          
shell--it make

s you look sev

ere


[Chorus]
            
Four Eyes, wha

           
tchu gonna do 

now?
            
Four Eyes and 

              
how much do yo

  
u see now?
            
How many finge

          
rs? Ha ha ha


[Verse 2]
              
When you're so

 
 blind they ca

ll you Batman,

 you can't eve

n see a fat ma

n
            
You can't dig 

              
just where he'

              
s at, Man, wit

     
hout windows o

n your eyes
        
But the frames

 ain't your de

cision and the

y're fitted wi

th precision
            
And they magni

              
fy your eyes l

              
ike they're a 


pair of cherry

 pies


[Chorus]
            
Four Eyes, wha

           
tchu gonna do 

now?  (Whatchu

 gonna do?)
            
Four Eyes and 

              
how much do yo

  
u see now?
            
How many finge

          
rs? Ha ha ha


[Verse 3]
         
Here's a word 

to all you par

ents: give a b

reak to little

 Clarence
            
When he says t

              
he blackboard'

              
s fadin' and t

              
he world's a f

     
uzzy place
       
Mister up in m

iddle classes,

 let the baby 

choose his gla

sses
            
And, please, r

              
ecall that aft

           
er all, he wea

rs them on his

 face


[Chorus]
            
Four Eyes, wha

           
tchu gonna do 

now?
            
Four Eyes and 

              
how much do yo

  
u see now?
            
How many finge

          
rs? Ha ha ha


[Outro]
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