Note: at the beginning of each chorus, during the first "Andrew in", there is one 2/4 measure.
      Everything else is in 4/4.

[Intro]
    
     

[Verse 1]

A pity she doe

s not exist
              
A shame he's n

     
ot a fag

The only girl 

I ever loved w

as
        
Andrew in drag

There is no ho

pe of love for

 me
              
From here on I

       
'll go stag

The only girl 

I'll ever love

 is
        
Andrew in drag

[Chorus]
             
Andrew in drag

   
         
Andrew in drag
             
Andrew in drag

   
             
Yeah



[Verse 2]

I don't know w

hy I even went
              
It's really no

     
t my bag

Just thought i

t might be fun

ny to see
        
Andrew in drag

The moment he 

walked on the 

stage
              
My tail began 

   
to wag

Wag like a lit

tle wiener dog

 for
        
Andrew in drag

[Chorus]
             
Andrew in drag

   
         
Andrew in drag
             
Andrew in drag

   
             
Yeah



[Verse 3]

I've always be

en a ladies' m

an
              
And I don't ha

      
ve to brag

But I become a

 momma's boy f

or
        
Andrew in drag

I'd sign away 

my trust fund
              
I would even s

        
ell the Jag

If I could spe

nd my misspent

 youth with
        
Andrew in drag

[Chorus]
             
Andrew in drag

   
         
Andrew in drag
             
Andrew in drag

   
             
Yeah



[Verse 4]

So stick him i

n a dress and
              
He's the only 

        
boy I'd shag

The only boy I

'd anything is
        
Andrew in drag

I'll never see

 that girl aga

in
              
He did it as a

 
 gag

I'll pine away

 forevermore f

or
        
Andrew in drag