[Chords]
          
e|--2---3---0-
b|--3---3---2-
g|--2---0---2-
d|--0---0---2-
a|--x---2---0-
E|--x---3---x-

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D* Riff
e|--3-2-0-2--|
b|--3-3-3-3--|
g|--2-2-2-2--|
d|--0-0-0-0--|
a|--x-x-x-x--|
E|--x-x-x-x--|

[Intro]
  
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[Verse 1]
             
The best ever 

death metal ba

nd out of Dent

on
             
were a couple 

              
of guys, who'd

       
 been friends 

since grade sc

hool.
             
One was named 

              
Cyrus, and the

  
 other was Jef

f
             
and they pract

              
iced twice a w

              
eek in Jeff's 

  
bedroom.
     
The best ever 

death metal ba

nd out of Dent

on
             
         never

              
 settled on a 

 
name.
         
But the top th

ree contenders

, after weeks 

of debate,
              
were Satan's F

             
ingers, and Th

             
e Killers, and

              
 The Hospital 

        
Bombers.
*  
           
Jeff and cyrus

 believed in t

heir hearts th

ey were headed
             
for stage ligh

              
ts and Learjet

        
s, and fortune

 and fame.
         
So in script t

hat made promi

nent use of a 

pentagram,
             
they stenciled

              
 their drumhea

        
ds and guitars

 with their na

mes.

[Verse 2]
             
This was how C

          
yrus got sent 

to the school 
             
where they tol

              
d him he'd nev

        
er be famous.
     
And this was w

hy Jeff, 
         
in the letters

 he'd write to

 his friend,
             
helped develop

     
 a plan to get

 even.
           
When you punis

h a person for

 dreaming his 

dream,
             
don't expect h

              
im to thank or

          
 forgive you.
     
The best ever 

death metal ba

nd out of Dent

on
             
will in time b

              
oth outpace an

      
d outlive you.
           
Hail Satan! Ha

          
il Satan tonig

ht!

           
Hail Satan! Ha

             
il, hail!