https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_zwxCp8Blc

*     022003
  022002


[Intro]
  


[Verse 1]

I'd like to dr

op my trousers

 to the world
            
I am a man of 

             
means (of slen

          
der means)
     
Each household

 appliance
              
Is like a new 

            
science in my 

     
town


[Pre-chorus]
           
And if the day

 came when I f

elt a natural 

emotion
            
I'd get such a

              
 shock I'd pro

      
bably jump
            
In the ocean




[Chorus]
            
And when a tra

in goes by
            
It's such a sa

d sound

No ...
           
 It's such a s

        
ad thing

*   


[Verse 2]

 I'd like to d

rop my trouser

s to the Queen
            
Every sensible

             
 child will kn

              
ow what this m

  
eans
    
The poor and t

he needy
              
Are selfish an

            
d greedy on he

        
r terms


[Pre-chorus]
           
And if the day

 came when I f

elt a natural 

emotion
            
I'd get such a

              
 shock I'd pro

      
bably jump
            
In the ocean




[Chorus]
            
And when a tra

in goes by
            
It's such a sa

d sound

No ...
           
 It's such a s

        
ad thing

*   


[Solo]
  
*   


[Verse 3]
             
And when I'm l


ying in my bed
  
I think about 

life
              
And I think ab

        
out death
            
And neither on

              
e particularly

            
 appeals to me


[Outro]
           
And if the day

 came when I f

elt a natural 

emotion
            
I'd get such a

              
 shock I'd pro

       
bably lie
            
In the middle 

              
of the street 

      
and die
          
I'd lie down a

# 
nd die ...
   
Oh, oh


I saw this video on YouTube - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FtKxmynpy4
You can see he plays a F#m through the Bm's in the verses.
But this tab is more like a guideline.