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[Intro]
         x4


[Verse 1]
             
My first custo

      
mer was Megan
            
She came in fo

              
r a hamburger 

            
with the lot -

     
     no meat
             
Hey that's a s

          
alad roll I sa

         
id and we star

ted going out

       


[Verse 2]
             
My second cust

      
omer was Susan
            
She came in fo

             
r Diet Pepsi m

orning tea
        
      Each day

             
 and I said Yo

            
u don't need t


o be on a diet

Do you wanna c

ome out tonigh

t?

       


[Chorus]
             
I said I'll br

             
ing Gringo he'

            
s got a lot of

 
 money
             
And he'll take

             
 us to the bar

              
s where they'v

              
e got a view
              
He'll buy us a

             
ll those beers

      
 they give it 

to you in bott

les
            
They put lemon

             
 in the top it

              
 don't taste t

            
oo bad I'm   t

       
elling you

telling you


[Verse 3]
             
My third custo

          
mer was Maria 

            
she came in fo

              
r hot chips an

          
d sauce
           
More sauce she

            
 said. I said 


now you're tal

king
             
And she took m

         
e home to    m


eet her mother

       


[Verse 4]
             
My fourth cust

          
omer was Sandy

            
 she came in f

             
or nothing I c

          
ould see      

        
except me

             
So it was I to

          
o, was eating 

              
a hamburger of

  
 sorts within 

an hour

       


[Chorus]
            
I make hamburg

            
ers I get all 

            
the girls
             
And I take 'em

             
 out to dinner

            
 and I give 'e

        
m all a whirl
             
And If they wo

             
rk I keep 'em 

            
If they don't 

           
I keep 'em too
             
But I teach 'e

             
m all how to b

            
e dirty girls 

  
like you


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