Artist: They Might Be Giants
Song: If I Wasn't Shy 
Album: Apollo 18


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Chorus:     
        
If I,         

          
       wasn't 

      
Shy
        
If I,         

          
       wasn't 

      
Shy

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Verse 1:
         
I'd burn all t

    
he uniforms
         
I'd burn all t

     
he 'Ask Me' bu

ttons
         
I'd burn all t

      
he intercoms
         
I'd burn all t

    
he time clock 

cards

Chorus:
If I wasn't shy
If I wasn't shy

Verse 2:
I'd steal somebody's Cadillac
I'd steal anything I lack
I'd steal all the microphones
From all the masters of ceremony

Chorus:
If I wasn't shy
If I wasn't shy

Verse 3:
I'd ask you, if you don't mind,
To kiss you a hundred times

Chorus:
If I wasn't shy
If I wasn't shy

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