You Don't Love Me Anymore - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Version 2 of 2
- You Don't Love Me Anymore (Chords) (v1)Rating: 4.65 / 5.00
Tuning: Standard, E A D G B E
Capo 1st Fret
We've been tog
ether for so v
ery long
But now things
are changing,
Oh I wonder wh
at's wrong?
Seems you don'
t want me arou
nd
The passion is
gone and the
flames died do
wn
I guess I lost
a little bit
of self-esteem
That time that
you made it w
ith the whole
hockey team
You used to th
ink I was nice
Now you tell a
ll your friend
s that I'm the
antichrist
Oh, why did yo
u disconnect t
he brakes on m
y car?
That kind of t
hing is hard t
o ignore
Got a funny fe
eling you don'
t love me anym
ore
I knew that we
were having p
roblems when
You put those
piranhas in my
bathtub again
You're still t
he light of my
life
Oh darling I'm
beggin', won'
t you put down
that knife
You know, I ev
en think it's
kinda cute the
way
You poison my
coffee just a
little each da
y
I still rememb
er the way tha
t you laughed
When you pushe
d me down the
elevator shaft
Oh, if you don
't mind me ask
ing what's thi
s poisonous co
bra
Doing in my un
derwear drawer
?
Sometimes I ge
t to thinking
You don't love
me anymore
You slammed my
face down on
the barbecue g
rill
Now my scars a
re all healing
but my heart
never will
You set my hou
se on fire
You pulled out
my chesthairs
with an old p
air of pliers
Oh, you think
I'm ugly and y
ou say I'm che
ap
You shaved off
my eyebrows w
hile I was asl
eep
You drilled a
hole in my hea
d
Then you dumpe
d me in a drai
nage ditch and
left me for d
ead
Oh, you know t
his really isn
't like you at
all.
You never act
ed this way be
fore
Honey, somethi
ng tells me yo
u don't love m
e anymore
Oh no no, got
a funny feelin
g you don't lo
ve me anymore