You Dont Love Me Anymore - "Weird Al" Yankovic
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Capo: Fret 1
Tuning: Standard, E A D G B E
[Intro]
[Verse 1]
We've been tog
ether for so v
ery long
But now things
are changing,
oh, I wonder
what's wrong
Seems you don'
t want me arou
nd
The passion is
gone and the
flame's died d
own
I guess I lost
a little bit
of self-esteem
That time that
you made it w
ith the whole
hockey team
You used to th
ink I was nice
Now you tell a
ll your friend
s that I'm the
Antichrist
[Chorus]
Oh-oh, why did
you disconnec
t the brakes o
n my car?
That kind of t
hing is hard t
o ignore
Got a funny fe
eling you don'
t love me anym
ore
[Verse 2]
I knew that we
were having p
roblems when
You put those
piranhas in my
bathtub again
You're still t
he light of my
life
Oh darling, I'
m beggin', won
't you put dow
n that knife?
You know, I ev
en think it's
kinda cute the
way
You poison my
coffee just a
little each da
y
I still rememb
er the way tha
t you laughed
When you pushe
d me down the
elevator shaft
[Chorus]
Oh, if you don
't mind me ask
ing, what's th
is poisonous c
obra
Doing in my un
derwear drawer
?
Sometimes I ge
t to thinking
you don't love
me anymore
[Verse 3]
You slammed my
face down on
the barbecue g
rill
Now my scars a
re all healing
, but my heart
never will
You set my hou
se on fire
You pulled out
my chest hair
s with an old
pair of pliers
Oh, you think
I'm ugly and y
ou say I'm che
ap
You shaved off
my eyebrows w
hile I was asl
eep
You drilled a
hole in my hea
d
Then you dumpe
d me in a drai
nage ditch and
left me for d
ead
[Chorus]
Oh, you know t
his really isn
't like you at
all
You never acte
d this way bef
ore
Honey, somethi
ng tells me yo
u don't love m
e anymore
Oh no, no
Got a funny fe
eling you don'
t love me anym
ore...