Capo 3

F#m11: 2x220x

* = strum once
~ = let ring


[Intro]
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[Verse]

Life isn't qui

te what I thou

ght I'd be
     
When I was a k

id on VOIP
  
I thought when

 I get older
     ~       
I'd marry her,

    ~
 I told her

Now I'm 26 and

 I  work in an

 office

9 til 5's not 

the best, I'll

 be honest
          
  If I could c

              
hange a single

    
 thing
            
  I'd make it 

            ~
me and not him


[Chorus]
            
But he's in yo

           
ur bed, I'm in

              
 your Twitch C

   
hat
            
I've got the k

           
ey and he's ju

            
st a doormat
             
And even thoug

           
h he's got soc

ial skills
             
That doesn't m

            
ean I can't pa

y the bills
             
Anyway, make t

   
he most of him

,
             
Cause she move

            
s on pretty bl

             
oody quick, oh

   
-oh
          
Your new boyfr

          
iend's an arse

hole
N.C.
    Woo!


[Interlude]
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[Verse]

Yeah, I've met

 Jared, of cou

rse I've met J

ared
    
The one that t

ook you away f

rom me

  You hit it o

ff instantly
   ~         
I know, cause 

              
you won't stop

  ~
 telling me
     
I've seen his 

jawline, shoul

ders and muscl

es

Push against h

is fashion sen

se
     
I've thought a

bout what he l

ooks like nude
            
  (I'm not gay

        
 though)


[Interlude]


[Bridge]
             
Cause she's li

              
ving the dream
    
Oh, she's livi

ng the dream
             
From back when

         
 we were seven

teen
             
She's living t

        
he dream
    
Oh, she's livi

ng the dream
            
From back when

         
 we were seven

teen
 ~
How on earth c

an I be saved?
         N.C.
When I'm one click away from insane

  I just think

 that I deserv

e
   ~         
A little bit o

        ~
f what I earne

d
    
I'm not gonna 

make another s

cene
    
the one I made

 when I was 23
          
Means I'm not 

              
allowed in Dis

               ~
ney World


[Chorus]
            
But he's in yo

           
ur bed and I'm

              
 in your Twitc

      
h Chat
            
I've got the k

           
ey and he's ju

            
st a doormat
             
'Cause even th

              
ough he's got 


social skills
             
That doesn't m

              
ean I can't pa

  
y the bills
             
Anyway, make t

   
he most of him
             
Cause she move

            
s on pretty bl

             
oody quick, oh

   
-oh
          
Your new boyfr

           
iend's an arse

*
hole


[Interlude]
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[Outro]
             
I think about 

            
you everyday
           
So how on eart

             
h can I be sav

 
ed
             
I think about 

            
him a lot as w

ell
           
Maybe if he wa

             
sn't fine as h

   
ell
             
Cause you're b

eauty
       
And you're gra

ce
           
Your telephone

             
 calls are my 

          
favourite plac

e
             
  I want you t

  
o notice me
           
  With no rest

             
raining order 

            
please (Jason 

  
Derulo!)
              
I want you to 


care
           
  I want to sm

            
ell your hair

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