White Knuckle Jerk Where Do You Get Off - Will Wood and the Tapeworms
Tuning: Standard, E A D G B E
[Intro]
[Verse 1]
She’s got the
eyes of a snak
e, loaded dice
, raising stak
es from a cash
cow
I’ll be her bu
rn victim, hyp
othermic, so d
amn hot
Come to smilin
g like I black
ed out in Glas
gow
I woke up in t
he name that I
wore last nig
ht to the soun
d of an empty
bed
And it’s ringi
ng in my ears
just like swee
t nothings fro
m the voices i
n my head!
[Chorus]
Where do you g
et off being s
o goddamn beau
tiful?
Oh lord! Don’t
ask me what I
mean
Where do you g
et off being s
o goddamn beau
tiful?
Oh lord!
[Verse 2]
She’s got the
touch of an an
esthesiologist
– please put
me under
Because I trem
ble with the n
otion that the
re’s something
unsaid
But numb my he
ad I’ll mumble
reticently I
wonder how
I woke up in t
he middle of m
y surgery and
I watched them
botch my hear
t
Only the secon
d worst thing
that I could h
ave thought is
that
This won’t hav
e to end if it
doesn’t start
!
[Chorus]
Where do you g
et off being s
o goddamn beau
tiful?
Oh lord! Don’t
ask me what I
mean
Where do you g
et off being s
o goddamn beau
tiful?
Oh lord!
[C-Part]
I’ll never kno
w, I’ll never
know, I’ll nev
er know, I’ll
never know wha
t it’s like
What it’s like
to love you!
I’ll never kno
w, I’ll never
know, I’ll nev
er know, I’ll
never know wha
t it’s like
What it’s like
to love you!
[Piano Solo]
[Outro]
Where do you g
et off being s
o goddamn beau
tiful?
Oh lord! Heart
bluer than my
balls!
Where do you g
et off being s
o goddamn beau
tiful?
Oh lord!
Just say that
it’s on me!