[Verse 1]
        
If I was a cut

             
e little kid
            
I would show y

          
ou the paintin

            
g I did, for y

   
ou
            
But I'm up in 

          
the air
              
I'm not here, 

          
I'm not there
        
If I was a sad

              
-eyed eighteen
          
I would cut al

            
l the holes in

             
 your jeans, f

  
or you
             
But now what c

        
an I say
              
I'm too little

       
 too late

[Bridge]
       

[Verse 2]
        
If I was a mid

             
dle-aged man
          
I would buy yo

            
u a new miniva

    
n, or two
             
But I'm stumbl

           
ing around
              
With one foot 

          
on the ground
        
If I was a hun

              
dred and three
            
I would share 

          
all my boring 

            
stories, with 


you
              
But you caught

          
 me too soon, 


now
           
Darling what c

      
an I do, now?
        
All along I di

              
d what I could
           
But you tell m

           
e my timings n

          
o good, who kn

ew?

[Bridge]
     
         Who k

      
new?

[Verse 3]
        
If I was Marty

      
 McFly
          
I would go bac

            
k to when we w

          
ere nine, or t

en
          
And I'd be you

              
r best friend
          
Say that I kne

           
w you when
        
If I was a gho

              
st on your hal

  
l,
            
I would haunt 

          
you and walk t

              
hrough your wa

        
lls, at night
              
But I'm flesh 

          
and I'm bone
            
And I'm stiff 

       
as a stone
        
All along I di

            
d what I could
           
But you tell m

           
e my timings n

            
o good, who kn


ew?
          
All along I di

             
d what I could
           
But you tell m

           
e my timings n

          
o good, who kn

ew?

[Bridge]
     
         Who k

      
new?

[Outro]
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