[Verse]
            
Meet you downs

            
tairs in the b

ar and heard
             
your rolled up

              
 sleeves in yo

   
ur skull t-shi

rt.
            
Said what did 

            
you do with hi

m today?
             
And sniff me o

            
ut like I was 

Tanqueray.

[Bridge]

 'Cos you're m

y fella, my gu

y.

 Hand me your 

Stella and fly

.

 By the time, 

I'm out the do

or,
            
You tear men d

             
own like Roger

 
 Moore.

[Chorus]
            
 I cheated mys

     
elf,
            
like I knew I 


would.
            
I told ya, I w

  
as trouble.
            
You know that,

       
 I'm no good.

[Verse 2]
            
 Upstairs in b

       
ed with my ex 

boy.
             
 He's in the p

              
lace, but I ca


n’t get joy.
            
 Thinking of y

         
ou in the fina

l throws,
             
 This is when 

   
my buzzer goes

.

[Bridge 2]

 Run out to me

 your chips an

d pitta.

 You say when 

we’re married.

 'Cos you're n

ot bitter.

 There'll be n

one of him no 

more.
            
I cried for yo

        
u on the kitch

en floor.

[Chorus]
            
 I cheated mys

     
elf,
            
like I knew I 


would.
            
I told ya, I w

  
as trouble.
            
You know that,

       
 I'm no good.

[Verse 3]
            
 Sweet reunion

     
, Ja-maica and

 Spain.
             
 We're like ho

     
w we were agai

n.
            
 I'm in the tu

     
b, You’re on t

he seat.
             
 Lick your lip

       
s as I soak my

 feet.
 
[Bridge 3]

 Then you noti

ce lickle carp

et burn.

 My stomach dr

ops and my gut

s churn.

 You shrug and

 it's the wors

t,
            
to truly stick

     
 the knife in 

first.

[Chorus]
            
 I cheated mys

     
elf,
            
like I knew I 


would.
            
I told ya, I w

  
as trouble.
            
You know that,

       
 I'm no good.