Intro: 

            
Meet you downs

              
tairs in the b


ar and hurt
            
Your rolled up

              
 sleeves and y

     
our skull t-sh

irt
            
You say why di

              
d you do with 

   
him today
            
And sniffed me

              
 out like I wa


s Tanqueray


Cause you're m

y fella my guy

Hand me your S

tella and fly

By the time I'

m out the door
            
You tear me do

        
wn like Roger 

Moore




[Chorus]

            
I cheated myse

    
lf
              
Like I knew I 

      
would
            
I told you I w

    
as trouble
            
You know that 

       
I'm no good







            
Upstairs in be

        
d with my ex b

oy
            
He's in a plac

           
e but I can’t 

get joy
            
Thinking on yo

          
u in the final

 throes
            
This is when m

  
y buzzer goes


Run out to mee

t you chips an

d pitta

You say when w

e married
cause you're not bitter

There'll be no

ne of him no m

ore
            
I cried for yo

         
u on the kitch

en floor

[Chorus]

    (2X) - riff do Sax



            
Sweet reunion 

    
Jamaica and Sp

ain
            
We're like how

    
 we were again
            
I'm in the tub

      
 you on the se

at
            
Lick your lips

      
 as I soap my 

feet


Then you notic

e likkle carpe

t burn

My stomach dro

p yeah and my 

guts churn

You shrug and 

it's the worst
            
To truly stuck

      
 the knife in 

first

Chorus(2X)

Dm Am E7 Am (2X - riff do Sax and fade 0ut)