If I had a mil

       
lion dollars
             
(If I had a mi

      
llion dollars)
            
I'd buy you a 

 
house
             
(I would buy y

     
ou a house)
            
If I had a mil

       
lion dollars
             
(If I had a mi

        
llion dollars)
            
I'd buy you fu

              
rniture for yo

    
ur house
             
(Maybe a nice 

             
chesterfield o

     
r an ottoman)
            
If I had a mil

       
lion dollars
             
(If I had a mi

       
llion dollars)
            
I'd buy you a 

 
K-car
             
(A nice relian

     
t automobile)
            
If I had a mil

             
lion dollars, 

              
I'd buy your l

 
ove


            
If I had a mil

      
lion dollars,
             
We'd build a t

             
ree fort in ou

  
r yard
            
If I had a mil

      
lion dollars,
            
You could help

              
 it wouldn't b

       
e that hard
            
If I had a mil

      
lion dollars,
            
We could put a

              
 little tiny f

    
ridgerator in 

there
(We could keep snacks and beverages)


            
If I had a mil

       
lion dollars
             
(If I had a mi

        
llion dollars)
            
I'd buy you a 

       
fur coat
             
(but not a rea

             
l fur coat tha

    
t's cruel)
            
If I had a mil

       
lion dollars
             
(If I had a mi

      
llion dollars)
            
I'd buy you an

       
 exotic pet
             
(Like a llama 

      
or an emu)
            
If I had a mil

       
lion dollars
             
(If I had a mi

       
llion dollars)
            
I'd buy you Jo

       
hn Merrick's r

emains
             
(All them craz

           
y elephant bon

es)
            
If I had a mil

             
lion dollars, 

             
I'd buy your l

ove


            
If I had a mil

      
lion dollars,
            
We wouldn't ha

              
ve to walk to 

    
the store
            
If I had a mil

      
lion dollars,
            
We'd take a li

              
mosine cause i

  
t costs more
            
If I had a mil

      
lion dollars,
            
We wouldn't ha

              
ve to eat Kraf

  
t Dinner
(but we would. We'd just eat more)


            
If I had a mil

       
lion dollars
             
(If I had a mi

      
llion dollars)
            
I'd buy you a 

       
green dress
             
(But not a rea

             
l green dress,

        
 that's cruel)
            
If I had a mil

       
lion dollars
              
(If I had a mi

      
llion dollars)
            
I'd buy you so

       
me art
             
(A Picasso or 

     
a Garfunkel)
            
If I had a mil

       
lion dollars
             
(If I had a mi

      
llion dollars)
            
I'd buy you a 


monkey
             
(Haven't you a

              
lways wanted a

 
 monkey?)
            
If I had a mil

             
lion dollars, 

             
I'd buy your l

ove


            
If I had a mil

      
lion dollars,
            
If I had a mil

              
lion dollars
            
If I had a mil

      
lion dollars,
            
If I had a mil

                  
lion dollars
            
If I had a mil

         
lion dollars,
         
I'd be rich