If I Had A Million Dollars - Barenaked Ladies
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Tuning: A, E A D G B E
For capo on 2, transpose -2 (first chord G)
[Intro]
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[Verse]
If I had a mi
llion dollars
(If I had a mi
llion dollars)
I'd buy you a
house (I woul
d buy you a ho
use)
If I had a mi
llion dollars
(If I had a mi
llion dollars)
I'd buy you f
urniture for y
our house (May
be a nice Ches
terfield or an
ottoman)
And if I had
a million doll
ars (If I had
a million doll
ars)
Well, I'd buy
you a K-Car (
A nice Reliant
automobile)
If I had a mi
llion dollars
I'd buy your l
ove
[Chorus]
If I had a mi
llion dollars,
( )
I'd build a t
ree fort in ou
r yard
If I had a mi
llion dollars,
( )
you could hel
#
p, it wouldn't
be that hard
If I had a mi
llion dollars
(
Maybe we coul
)
d put a little
tiny fridge i
n there somewh
(
ere
You know, we
could just go
up there and h
(
ang out
[Break] (Talking part)
Like open the
fridge and stu
ff
There would al
ready be laid
out foods for
us
Like little pr
e-wrapped saus
ages and thing
s
They have pre-
wrapped sausag
es but they do
n't have pre-w
rapped bacon
Well, can you
(
blame 'em
N.C.
Uh, yeah
[Verse]
If I had a mi
llion dollars
(If I had a mi
llion dollars)
Well, I'd buy
you a fur coa
t (But not a r
eal fur coat t
hat's cruel)
And if I had
a million doll
ars (If I had
a million doll
ars)
Well, I'd buy
you an exotic
pet (Yep, lik
e a llama or a
n emu)
And if I had
a million doll
ars (If I had
a a million do
llars)
Well, I'd buy
you John Merr
ick's remains
(Ooh, all them
crazy elephan
t
bones)
And If I had
a million doll
ars I'd buy yo
ur love
[Chorus]
If I had a mi
llion dollars,
( )
we wouldn't h
#
ave to walk to
the store
If I had a mi
llion dollars,
( )
we'd take a l
imousine 'caus
e it costs mor
e
If I had a mi
llion dollars,
( )
we wouldn't h
ave to eat Kra
(
ft Dinner
But we would
(
eat Kraft Dinn
er
[Break]
Of course we w
ould, we'd jus
t eat more
And buy really
expensive ket
chups with it
That's right,
all the fancie
st ke... dijon
ketchups!
Mmmmmm, Mmmm-H
(
mmm
[Verse]
If I had a mi
llion dollars
(If I had a mi
llion dollars)
Well, I'd buy
you a green d
ress (But not
a real green d
ress, that's c
ruel)
And if I had
a million doll
ars (If I had
a million doll
ars)
Well, I'd buy
you some art
(A Picasso or
a Garfunkel)
If I had a mi
llion dollars
(If I had a mi
llion dollars)
Well, I'd buy
you a monkey
(Haven't you a
lways wanted a
monkey)
If I had a mi
llion dollars,
I'd buy your
love
[Outro]
If I had a mi
(
llion dollars,
)
if I had a mi
llion dollars
If I had a mi
(
llion dollars,
)
if I had a mi
llion dollars
If I had a mi
( )
llion dollars
(
I'd be rich