Roadkill Christmas

Intro: -  - 

Verse 1:
             
Got my dog and

         
 6-pack inside

 my truck 
              
My wife rides 

              
in the back be

       
cause she won'

t shut up 
              
There's a deer

              
 in the headli

           
ghts and thoug

h it might be 

a sin 
             
I gunned the m

            
otor and run o

     
ver him 

Chorus 1:
            
It's a Roadkil

       
l Christmas 
            
Venison preten

  
derized 
            
It's a Roadkil

          
l Christmas 
              
'Cause they fr

            
eeze when the 

         
lights hit the

ir eyes 

Verse 2:
             
She loaded him

         
 into the back

 of the truck 
              
I was driving 

              
us home, that'

  
s when he done

 woke up 
              
I couldn't bel

              
ieve what I sa

   
w in my rear-v

iew mirror 
             
My wife was a-

             
wrestlin' with

                     
 a mad deer 

Chorus 2:
            
It's a Roadkil

       
l Christmas 
             
She had fifty 

             
pounds over hi

 
m 
            
It's a Roadkil

          
l Christmas 
             
It was no time

             
 'til she had 

         
him pinned 

Verse       
              
By the time we

             
 got home, he 

      
was her pet 
              
That night, he

              
 slept on my s

           
ide of the bed

 
              
I had to spend

              
 the night out

       
 in my truck 
             
But I had some

             
 beer, so I di

             
dn't give a...

        
 darn 

*JEFF: Bubba J, that was close.* 
*Bubba J: Yeah I know, I almost said damn.* 

Verse 4:
             
A couple days 

              
later, I made 

    
him a deal 
              
If he worked f

              
or me, then he

              
 would not be 

                              
my next meal 
              
I covered his 

              
antlers with f

          
oil and then, 
             
I plugged the 

             
T.V. cable int

             
o his rear end

        
 

Chorus 3:
            
It's a Roadkil

       
l Christmas 
             
Every Sunday, 

             
he's up on my 

 
roof 
            
It's a Roadkil

          
l Christmas 
              
I get NASCAR a

            
nd the NFL, to

         
o. 

Chorus 4:
            
It's a Roadkil

       
l Christmas 
             
That dumb deer

             
 changed my li

 
fe 
            
It's a Roadkil

          
l Christmas 
              
Next time, I'l

            
l run over my 

         
wife!

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