[Intro]
  

[Verse 1]
             
Got my dog and

            
 a 6-pack insi

de my truck
              
My wife rides 

              
in the back be

      
cause she won'

t shut up
              
There's a deer

              
 in the headli

              
ghts and thoug

     
h it might be 

a sin
            
I gunned the m

             
otor and run o

    
ver him

[Chorus 1]
            
It's a Roadkil

  
l Christmas
            
Venison preten

  
derized
            
It's a Roadkil

        
l Christmas
             
'Cause they fr

              
eeze when the 

             
lights hit the

   
ir eyes

[Verse 2]
             
She loaded him

          
 into the back

 of the truck
              
I was driving 

              
us home, that'

       
s when he done

 woke up
              
I couldn't bel

              
ieve what I sa

        
w in my rear-v

iew mirror
             
My wife was a-

            
wrestlin' with

       
 a mad deer

[Chorus 2]
            
It's a Roadkil

  
l Christmas
             
She had fifty 

           
pounds over hi

m
            
It's a Roadkil

        
l Christmas
             
It was no time

             
 'til she had 

    
him pinned

[Verse 3]
             
By the time we

              
 got home, he 


was her pet
              
That night, he

             
 slept on my s

ide of the bed
              
I had to spend

              
 the night out

 
 in my truck
             
But I had some

            
 beer, so I di

              
dn't give a...

 
 darn

*JEFF Boy, Bubba J, that was close.*
*Bubba J Yeah I know, I almost said damn.*

[Verse 4]
             
A couple days 

         
later, I made 

him a deal
              
If he worked f

              
or me, then he

           
 would not be 

my next meal
              
I covered his 

             
antlers with f

oil and then,
             
I plugged the 

            
T.V. cable int

           
o his rear end

[Chorus 3]
            
It's a Roadkil

  
l Christmas
             
Every Sunday, 

             
he's up on my 


roof
            
It's a Roadkil

        
l Christmas
             
I get NASCAR a

           
nd the NFL, to

o.

[Chorus 4]
            
It's a Roadkil

  
l Christmas
             
That dumb deer

           
 changed my li

fe
            
It's a Roadkil

        
l Christmas
             
Next time, I'l

             
l run over my 


wife!

[Outro]