[Intro]
                    

[Verse 1]
         
I know I have 

              
good judgment,

 
 I know I have

 good taste
            
It's funny and

              
 it's ironic t

    
hat only I fee

l that way
             
I promise 'em 

              
that you're di

            
fferent and ev


eryone makes m

istakes
      
But just don't
         
I heard that y

              
ou're an actor

     
, so act like 

a stand-up guy
            
Whatever devil

              
's inside you,

 
 don't let him

 out tonight
             
I tell them it

              
's just your c

           
ulture and eve

/
ryone rolls th

eir eyes
        
Yeah, I know (

all I'm asking

, baby)

[Chorus]
         
Please, please

  
, please
              
Don't prove I'

  
m right
           
And please, pl

  
easе, please
           
Don't bring me

            
 to tеars when

              
 I just did my

     
 makeup so nic

e
         
Heartbreak is 

              
one thing, my 


ego's another
  
I beg you, don

't embarrass m

e, motherfucke

r
   
Ah, oh

/
              
Please, please

            
, please (Ah, 

     
ah, ah)

[Verse 2]
             
Well, I have a

              
 fun idea, bab

            
e (Uh-huh), ma

ybe just stay 

inside
            
I know you're 

              
craving some f

              
resh air, but 

    
the ceiling fa

n is so nice (

It's so nice, 

right?)
            
And we could l

              
ive so happily

    
 if no one kno

ws that you're

 with me
           
I'm just kiddi

           
ng, but really

             
 (Kinda), real

    
ly, really

[Chorus]
         
Please, please

  
, please
              
Don't prove I'

  
m right
           
And please, pl

  
easе, please
           
Don't bring me

            
 to tеars when

              
 I just did my

     
 makeup so nic

e
         
Heartbreak is 

              
one thing, my 


ego's another
  
I beg you, don

't embarrass m

e, motherfucke

r
  
Ah, oh
           
Please, please

            
, please (Ah, 

     
ah, ah)

[Outro]
            
If you wanna g


o and be stupi

d
         
Don't do it in

          
 front of me
             
If you don't w

     
anna cry to my

 music
         
Don't make me 

            
hate you proli


fically
             
Please, please

  
, please (Plea

se)
              
Please, please

  
, please (Plea

se)
          
Please (Please

          
), please (Ple

      
ase), please
          
(Ahhhhhhhhhhhh

 
hh)