C/B:  X-2-2-0-
Am/G: 3-0-2-2-

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1-0

[Intro]

                       

                   

[Verse 1]
             
I know I have 

              
good judgment,

 
 I know I have

 good taste
            
It's funny and

              
 it's ironic t

    
hat only I fee

l that way
             
I promise 'em 

              
that you're di

            
fferent and ev


eryone makes m

istakes

But just don't

[Verse 2]
             
I heard that y

              
ou're an actor

     
, so act like 

a stand-up guy
            
Whatever devil

              
's inside you,

  
 don't let him

 out tonight
             
I tell them it

              
's just your c

           
ulture and eve

ryone rolls th

eir eyes

Yeah, I know (

All I'm asking

, baby)

[Chorus]
            
Please, please

  
, please
         
Don't prove I'

        (    
m right
          
And please, pl

    
ease, please
          
Don't bring me

     
 to tears when

 I just did my

 makeup so nic

e
             
Heartbreak is 

              
one thing, my 

 
ego's another
            
I beg you, don

             
't embarrass m


e, motherfucke

r
          
              

        
        Please

  
, please, plea

se

[Verse 3]
KEY CHANGE
            
Well, I have a

              
 fun idea, bab

    
e, maybe just 

stay inside
            
I know you're 

              
cravin some fr

              
esh air, but t

  
he ceiling fan

 is so nice
            
And we could l

              
ive so happily

    
 if no one kno

ws that you're

 with me

I'm just kiddi

ng… but really

, really, real

ly

[Chorus]
            
Please, please

   
, please
         
Don't prove I'

        
m right
           
And please, pl

     
ease, please
          
Don't bring me

     
 to tears when

 I just did my

 makeup so nic

e
             
Heartbreak is 

              
one thing, my 

 
ego's another
            
I beg you, don

             
't embarrass m


e, motherfucke

r
          
              

        
        Please

  
, please, plea

se

            
If you wanna g

o and be stupi

d
             
Don't do it in

      
 front of me
             
If you don't w

       
anna cry to my

 music
             
Don't make me 

       
hate you proli

fically

             
Please, please

  
, please
             
Please, please

  
, please
             
Please (Please

         
), please (Ple

      
ase), please

[Outro]