[Intro]
    x2


[Verse 1]
             
  You booked t

              
he night train

       
 for a reason
             
So you could s

             
it there in th

   
is hurt
             
  Bustling cro

              
wds or silent 


sleepers
            
You're not sur

           
e which is wor

se


[Chorus]
             
Because I drop

              
ped your hand 

             
while dancing
              
Left you out t

             
here standing

Crestfallen on the landing

Champagne prob

lems
             
  Your mom's r

              
ing in your po

    
cket
              
My picture in 

           
your wallet

Your heart was glass, I dropped it

Champagne prob

lems


[Interlude]
   


[Verse 2]
             
  You told you

              
r family for a

 
 reason
            
You couldn't k

       
eep it in
             
  Your sister 

              
splashed out o

      
n the bottle
            
Now no one's c

     
elebrating


[Chorus]
             
  Dom Pérignon

              
, you brought 

  
it
              
No crowd of fr

              
iends applaude

 
d

Your hometown skeptics called it

Champagne prob

lems
             
  You had a sp

              
eech, you're s

         
peechless
              
Love slipped b

              
eyond your rea

    
ches

And I couldn't give a reason

Champagne prob

lems


[Interlude]
    x2


[Bridge]
             
  Your Midas t

              
ouch on the Ch

      
evy door
              
November flush

              
 and your flan

      
nel cure

"This dorm was once a madhouse"
  
I made a joke,

 "Well, it's m

ade for me"
             
How evergreen,

              
 our group of 


friends
              
Don't think we

              
'll say that w

      
ord again
              
And soon they'

              
ll have the ne

       
rve to deck th

e halls

That we once walked through

One for the mo

ney, two for t

he show
  
I never was re

ady so I watch

 you go
    
Sometimes you 

just don't kno

w the answer
     
'Til someone's

 on their knee

s and asks you
     
"She would've 

made such a lo

vely bride
       
What a shame s

he's fucked in

 the head," th

ey said
    
But you'll fin

d the real thi

ng instead
       
She'll patch u

p your tapestr

y that I shred


[Chorus]
             
  And hold you

              
r hand while d

      
ancing
              
Never leave yo

          
u standing
              
Crestfallen on

            
 the landing

With champagne problems
             
  Your mom's r

              
ing in your po

    
cket
              
Her picture in

            
 your wallet

You won't remember all my

Champagne prob

lems


[Outro]
  
       You won

't remember al

l my

Champagne prob

lems