[Verse 1]
             
You booked the

              
 night train f

         
or a reason
            
So you could s

              
it there in th

    
is hurt
             
Bustling crowd

              
s or silent sl

    
eepers
            
You're not sur

             
e which is wor

se


[Chorus]
          
Because I drop

ped your hand 

while dancing
 
Left you out t

here standing

Crestfallen on

 the landing

Champagne prob

lems

Your mom's rin

g in your pock

et

My picture in 

your wallet

Your heart was

 glass, I drop

ped it

Champagne prob

lems


[Verse 2]
             
You told your 

              
family for a r

 
eason
            
You couldn't k

        
eep it in
             
Your sister sp

              
lashed out on 

       
the bottle
            
Now no one's c

       
elebrating


[Chorus]

Dom Pérignon, 

you brought it

No crowd of fr

iends applaude

d

Your hometown 

skeptics calle

d it

Champagne prob

lems

You had a spee

ch, you're spe

echless

Love slipped b

eyond your rea

ches

And I couldn't

 give a reason

Champagne prob

lems


[Bridge]

Your Midas tou

ch on the Chev

y door

November flush

 and your flan

nel cure

"This dorm was

 once a madhou

se"

I made a joke,

 "Well, it's m

ade for me"
    
How evergreen,

 our group of 

friends

Don't think we

'll say that w

ord again
            
And soon they'

              
ll have the ne

       
rve to deck th

e halls

That we once walked through

One for the mo

ney, two for t

he show

I never was re

ady so I watch

 you go

Sometimes you 

just don't kno

w the answer

'Til someone's

 on their knee

s and asks you

"She would've 

made such a lo

vely bride

What a shame s

he's stuck in 

her head," the

y said

But you'll fin

d the real thi

ng instead

She'll patch u

p your tapestr

y that I shred


[Chorus]

And hold your 

hand while dan

cing

Never leave yo

u standing

Crestfallen on

 the landing

With champagne

 problems

Your mom's rin

g in your pock

et

Her picture in

 your wallet

You won't reme

mber all my

Champagne prob

lems


[Outro]
  
        You wo

n't remember a

ll my

Champagne prob

lems