'Cause it's th

    ,  , 
e Pick
          
Of Destiny, ch

ild!
         
You know that 

we'll be rocki

n'
            
'Cause it's fl

ippin' insane!
              
Yes, it's the 

  ,  , 
Pick
      
Of Destiny
             
More precious 

              
than a diamond

      
 on a platinum

 chain!


            
In Venice Beac

              
h, there was a

           
 man named Kag

e
             
When he was bu

             
skin' he was a

ll the rage.
            
He met Jables 

              
and he taught 

    
him well,
             
All the techni

              
ques that were

   
 developed in 

hell.
            
Crotch pushups

              
 and the power

 
 slide,
             
Geek simulatio

              
n now there's 


nowhere to hid

e.
            
They formed a 

              
band they name

            
d Tenacious D,
             
And then they 

              
got the Pick o

  
f Destiny.


'Cause it's the Pick
Of Destiny, child!
You know that we'll be rockin'
'Cause it's freakin' insane!
It's the Pick
Of Destiny!
Our tasty grooves are better 
Than a chicken chow mein!



Cause he who i

s sleazy,

Is easy to ple

asy.

And she who is

 juicy,

Must be loosy-

goosey.

And he who is 

groovy,

Will be in my 

movie,
         , 
So come on!

 ,  , 



The wizard and

 the demon had

 a battle roya

le,

The demon almo

st killed him 

with an evil k

apow,

But then he br

oke his tooth 
             
And thus the d

   
emon said, "Ow

"


'Cause it's the Pick
Of Destiny, child!
You know that we'll be rockin'
It's completely prophane!
Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny child!
You know our movie's better 
Than the Citizen Kane!


Cause he who's a geezer,
Must live in my freezer.
And she who is stockey,
Is full of mularkey.
And he who is groovy,
Must be in my movie,
So come on! 

 ,  ,  ,  (2x)

Oh! Cause if you're a diva,
Then go to Geneva!
And if you're a snooty,
Then sniff up my booty!
And if you are groovy,
Then get in my movie! 


             
It's called, T

          
he Pick Of Des

   
-ti-ny!
          
The Pick Of De

   
s-ti-ny!



This is my first TAB ever so, tell me what you think.