My heart is pa

 
ralyzed
           
My head was ov

#
ersized
             
I'll take the 

            
high road like

    
 I should
           
You said it's 

 
meant to be
            
That it's not 

 
you, it's me
           
You're leaving

              
 now for my ow

 
n good

That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say




She went down 

in an airplane

Fried getting 

suntan

Fell in a ceme

nt mixer full 

of quicksand
             
Help me, help 

            
me I'm no good

     
 at goodbyes

She met a shar

k underwater

Fell and no on

e caught her

I returned eve

rything I ever

 bought her
             
Help me, help 

            
me I'm all out

     
 of lies
              
And ways to sa

      
y you died

           
My pride still

     
 feels the sti

ng
           
You were my ev

#
erything
            
Someday I'll f

#             
ind a love lik

   
e yours
           
She'll think I

    
'm Superman
         
Not super mini

van
             
How could you 

            
leave on Yom K

 
ippur

That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say


She was caught

 in a mudslide

Eaten by a lio

n

Got run over b

y a crappy pur

ple Scion
             
Help me, help 

            
me I'm no good

     
 at goodbyes

She dried up i

n the desert

drowned in a h

ot tub

Danced to deat

h at an east s

ide nightclub
             
Help me, help 

            
me I'm all out

     
 of lies
              
And ways to sa

      
y you died

             
I wanna live a

          
 thousand live

s with you
             
I wanna be the

          
 one your dyin

g to

Love...but you

 don't want to


That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say


She went down 

in an airplane

Fried getting 

suntan

Fell in a ceme

nt mixer full 

of quicksand
             
Help me, help 

            
me I'm no good

     
 at goodbyes

She met a shar

k underwater

Fell and no on

e caught her

I returned eve

rything I ever

 bought her
             
Help me, help 

            
me I'm all out

     
 of lies


She was caught

 in a mudslide

Eaten by a lio

n

Got run over b

y a crappy pur

ple Scion
             
Help me, help 

            
me I'm no good

     
 at goodbyes

She dried up i

n the desert

drowned in a h

ot tub

Danced to deat

h at an east s

ide nightclub
             
Help me, help 

            
me I'm all out

     
 of lies
              
And ways to sa

      
y you died