[Intro]
      
       
          


         
My heart is pa


ralyzed
          
My head was ov

ersized
             
I'll take the 

           
high road like

  
 I should
         
You said it's 


meant to be
            
That it's not 


you, it's me
             
You're leaving

           
 now for my ow

 
n good

That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say



She went down 

in an airplane

Fried getting 

suntan
            
Fell in a ceme

           
nt mixer full 

   
of quicksand
             
Help me, help 

            
me I'm no good

          
 at goodbyes

She met a shar

k underwater

Fell and no on

e caught her
            
I returned eve

           
rything I ever

        
 bought her
             
Help me, help 

            
me I'm all out

  
 of lies
              
And ways to sa

       
y you died

[Interlude]
      
       
          


           
My pride still

 
 feels the sti

ng
          
You were my ev

erything
           
Someday I'll f

             
ind a love lik

 
e yours
           
She'll think I

 
'm Superman
          
Not super mini

van
           
How could you 

           
leave on Yom K

ippur

That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say



She was caught

 in a mudslide

Eaten by a lio

n
            
Got run over b

           
y a crappy pur

    
ple Scion
             
Help me, help 

            
me I'm no good

          
 at goodbyes

She dried up i

n the desert

drowned in a h

ot tub
            
Danced to deat

           
h at an east s

    
ide nightclub
             
Help me, help 

            
me I'm all out

  
 of lies
              
And ways to sa

      
y you died

[Interlude]
      
       
           


I wanna live a

 thousand live

s with you

I wanna be the

 one your dyin

g to
            
Love...but you

       
 don't want to



That's cool bu

t if my friend

s ask where yo

u are I'm gonn

a say

That's cool bu

t if my friend

s ask where yo

u are I'm gonn

a say



She went down 

in an airplane

Fried getting 

suntan
            
Fell in a ceme

           
nt mixer full 

   
of quicksand
             
Help me, help 

            
me I'm no good

          
 at goodbyes

She met a shar

k underwater

Fell and no on

e caught her
            
I returned eve

           
rything I ever

 
 bought her
             
Help me, help 

            
me I'm all out

  
 of lies

She was caught

 in a mudslide

Eaten by a lio

n
            
Got run over b

           
y a crappy pur

    
ple Scion
             
Help me, help 

            
me I'm no good

          
 at goodbyes

She dried up i

n the desert

drowned in a h

ot tub
            
Danced to deat

           
h at an east s

    
ide nightclub
             
Help me, help 

            
me I'm all out

   
 of lies
              
And ways to sa

      
y you died

[Outro]