Hey this is my first ever tab, so be nice! If there is anything incorrect about 
the tab let me know :) 

Capo on 1 but you can change it to whatever suits your voice. 

F: xx321x (Like a C chord but the 3rd and 4th finger are down one string each, 1st 
finger stays on the same string)


             
Today I don't 

             
feel like doin

  
g anything
            
I just wanna l

         
ay in my bed
             
Don't feel lik

          
e picking up m

y phone

So leave a mes

sage at the to

ne
             
'Cause today I

             
 swear I'm not

       
 doing anythin

g.

*Stop strumming*
Uh!

  
I'm gonna kick

 my feet up

Then stare at 

the fan

Turn the TV on

, throw my han

d in my pants
             
Nobody's gonna

             
 tell me I can

 
't
 
I'll be loungi

ng on the couc

h,

Just chillin' 

in my snuggie

Click to MTV, 

so they can te

ach me how to 

dougie
             
'Cause in my c

             
astle I'm the 

         
freaking man

    
Oh, yes I said

 it

I said it

I said it 'cau

se I can

             
Today I don't 

             
feel like doin

  
g anything
            
I just wanna l

         
ay in my bed
             
Don't feel lik

          
e picking up m

y phone

So leave a mes

sage at the to

ne
             
'Cause today I

             
 swear I'm not

       
 doing anythin

g

*Stop Strumming*
Nothing at all!
             
Ooh, hoo, ooh,

          
 hoo, ooh, ooh

-ooh
*Stop Strumming*
Nothing at all
             
Ooh, hoo, ooh,

          
 hoo, ooh, ooh

-ooh

             
Tomorrow I'll 

         
wake up, do so

me P90X

Meet a really 

nice girl, hav

e some really 

nice sex
             
And she's gonn

             
a scream out: 

              
'This is Great

  
' (Oh my God, 

this is great)
Yeah
             
I might mess a

       
round, get my 

college degree

I bet my old m

an will be so 

proud of me
             
But sorry pops

         
, you'll just 

have to wait

Haha

 
Oh, yes I said

 it

I said it

I said it 'cau

se I can

             
Today I don't 

             
feel like doin

  
g anything
            
I just wanna l

         
ay in my bed
             
Don't feel lik

          
e picking up m

y phone

So leave a mes

sage at the to

ne
             
'Cause today I

             
 swear I'm not

       
 doing anythin

g

             
No, I ain't go

            
nna comb my ha

ir

'Cause I ain't

 going anywher

e
             
No, no, no, no

             
, no, no, no, 

   
no, no 
             
I'll just stru

              
t in my birthd

   
ay suit

And let everyt

hing hang loos

e
             
Yeah, yeah, ye

             
ah, yeah, yeah

              
, yeah, yeah, 

           
yeah, yeah, ye

ah

*Strum once*
Ooh
             
Today I don't 

             
feel like doin

  
g anything
            
I just wanna l

         
ay in my bed
             
Don't feel lik

          
e picking up m

y phone

So leave a mes

sage at the to

ne
             
'Cause today I

             
 swear I'm not

       
 doing anythin

g

*Normal strumming*

Nothing at all
        
Ooh, ooh, ooh 

(Nothing at al

l)
         
Ooh,  ooh, ooh

 (Nothing at a

ll)