[Chorus]
             
Today I don't 

             
feel like doin

                
g anything
            
I just wanna l

                
ay in my bed
             
Don't feel lik

          
e picking up m

y phone
            
So leave a mes

     
sage at the to

ne
             
Cause today I 

             
swear I'm not 

                  
doing anything

[Verse 1]
             
Uh, I'm gonna 

              
kick my feet u

      
p and stare at

 the fan
            
Turn the TV on

           
, Throw my han

d in my pants
             
Nobody's gonna

           
 tell me I can

    
't, nah
             
I'll be lying 

              
on the couch j

    
ust chillin in

 my snuggie
            
Click to MTV s

           
o they can tea

ch me how to d

ougie
             
Cause in my ca

             
stle I'm the f

               
reakin man

[Pre-chorus]

Oh, yes I said

 it

I said it
            
I said it caus

    
e I can

[Chorus]
             
Today I don't 

             
feel like doin

                  
g anything
            
I just wanna l

                
ay in my bed
             
Don't feel lik

          
e picking up m

y phone
            
So leave a mes

     
sage at the to

ne
             
Cause today I 

             
swear I'm not 

                   
doing anything

            
Ooh hoo ooh ho

            
o, nothing at 


all
            
Ooh hoo ooh ho

            
o, Nothing at 


all

[Verse 2]
             
Tomorrow I wak

              
e up, do some 


P90X
            
With a really 

              
nice girl have

 
 some really n

ice sex
             
And she's gonn

             
a scream out, 

          
"this is great

" (Oh my god t

his is great)
             
I might mess a

              
round and get 

   
my college deg

ree
            
I bet my old m

           
an will be so 

proud of me
             
I'm sorry pops

             
 you just have

             
 to wait

[Pre-chorus]

Oh, yes I said

 it

I said it
            
I said it caus

     
e I can

[Chorus]
             
Today I don't 

             
feel like doin

                
g anything
            
I just wanna l

               
ay in my bed
             
Don't feel lik

          
e picking up m

y phone
            
So leave a mes

            
sage at the to

ne
             
Cause today I 

             
swear I'm not 

                 
doing anything

[Bridge]
     
No I ain't gon

na comb my hai

r

Cause I ain't 

going anywhere
            
No no no no no

         
 no no no nooo

I'll just stru

t in my birthd

ay suit

And let everyt

hing hang loos

e
            
Yeah yeah yeah

              
 yeah yeah yea

       
h yeah yeah ye

ahhh

[Chorus]
             
Ohh, Today I d

             
on't feel like

            
 doing anythin

        
g
            
I just wanna l

                
ay in my bed
             
Don't feel lik

          
e picking up m

y phone
            
So leave a mes

            
sage at the to

ne
             
Cause today I 

             
swear I'm not 

                  
doing anything

Nothing at all
       
Ooh hoo ooh ho

o
         
Nothing at all
       
Ooh hoo ooh ho

o
         
Nothing at all