So basically I've seen a few tabs with 100% correct chords but I found rhythm and
timing really hard with this song in the second verse, so this is it with the chords
in the correct place.

Standard tuning, Capo on second fret. Or y'all can transpose it down if you don't
have a capo or you're not lazy like me.

           
It's these sub

              
standard motel

            
s on the (lala

             
lalala) corner

          
 of 4th and Fr

emont   

   Street.
           
Appealing only

              
 because they 

             
are just that 


un-appealing
             
Any practiced 

            
catholic would

             
 cross themsel

             
ves upon enter


ing.
             
The rooms have

             
 a hint of asb

             
estos and mayb

           
e just a dash 

            
of formaldehyd

e,
           
And the habit 

             
of decomposing

             
 right before 

           
your very (lal

             
alala) eyes.

(        
Along with the

               
 people inside
            
What a wonderf

           
ul caricature 

           
of intimacy
           
Inside, what a

          
 wonderful car

            
icature of int

  
imacy

             
Tonight tenant

              
s range from: 

   
a lawyer and a

 virgin
             
Accessorising 

              
with a rosary 

           
tucked inside 

her lingerie

             
She's getting 

           
a job at the f

          
irm come Monda

y.
             
The Mrs. will 

            
stay with the 

          
cheating attor

ney
           
Moonlighting a

             
side, she real

             
ly needs his m

    
oney.
             
Oh, wonderful 

           
caricature of 

   
intimacy.


Yeah (Yeah)

           
      And not 

             
to mention, th

            
e constable, a

            
nd his proposi

            
tion, for that

  
 virgin 
            
Yes, the one t

             
he lawyer met 

             
with on "stric

            
tly business" 

           
    as he said


 to the Mrs. 
             
Well, only hou

             
rs before, aft

            
er he had left

            
, she was fixi

             
ng her face in

     
 a compact.
            
  There was a 

            
terrible crash

 (   
 (There was a 

	
terrible crash

)
             
Between her an

             
d the badge, s

              
he spilled her

             
 purse and her

        
 bag, 
           
And held a "pu

             
rse" of a diff

        
erent kind.


(         
Along with the

               
 people inside
            
What a wonderf

           
ul caricature 

           
of intimacy
           
Inside, what a

          
 wonderful car

            
icature of int

  
imacy

(N.C.)
There are no…

             
Raindrops on r

            
oses and girls

           
 in white dres

ses.
              
It's sleeping 

             
with roaches a

             
nd taking best

              
 guesses
             
(At the) shade

             
 of the sheets

             
 and before al

          
l the stains
           
 And a few mor

             
e of your leas

           
t favorite thi

ngs.


             
Raindrops on r

            
oses and girls

           
 in white dres

ses.
              
It's sleeping 

             
with roaches a

             
nd taking best

              
 guesses
             
(At the) shade

             
 of the sheets

             
 and before al

              
l the stains
           
 And a few mor

             
e of your leas

           
t favorite thi

ngs.


           
Inside, what a

          
 wonderful car

            
icature of int

  
imacy
           
Inside, what a

          
 wonderful car

            
icature of int

  
imacy

             
Raindrops on r

            
oses and girls

           
 in white dres

ses.
              
It's sleeping 

             
with roaches a

             
nd taking best

              
 guesses
             
(At the) shade

             
 of the sheets

             
 and before al

              
l the stains
           
 And a few mor

             
e of your leas

           
t favorite thi

ngs.


             
Raindrops on r

            
oses and girls

           
 in white dres

ses.
              
It's sleeping 

             
with roaches a

             
nd taking best

              
 guesses
             
(At the) shade

             
 of the sheets

             
 and before al

              
l the stains
           
 And a few mor

             
e of your leas

             
t favorite thi


ngs.