[Verse 1]
            
  It's these s

            
ubstandard mot

            
els on the (la

             
lalalala) corn

            
er of 4th and 


Fremont 
   
Street
          
Appealing only

              
 because they'

            
re just that u

nappeling 
             
Any practiced 

            
catholic would

             
 cross themsel

     
ves upon enter

ing
           
  The rooms ha

#            
ve a hint of a

             
sbestos and ma

            
ybe just a das

           
h of formaldeh

    
yde
          
And the habit 

             
of decomposing

             
 right before 

           
your very (lal

             
alala)   eyes.

Along with the people in...


[Chorus]
           
side     what 

           
a wonderful 
           
caricature of 

         
intemacy
           
inside, what a

          
 wonderful
           
caricature of 

       
intemacy

 
[Bridge]
            
Tonight tenant

              
s range from: 

  
a lawyer and a

 virgin 
            
Accessorizing 

              
with a rosary 

             
tucked inside 

                        
her lingerie
            
She's getting 

            
a job at the f

        
irm come Monda

y
            
The Mrs will s

            
tay with the c

          
heating attorn

ey
            
moonlighting a

            
side she reall

             
y needs his mo

ney
            
Oh wonderful c

           
aricature of i

       
ntimacy.

Yeah (Yeah)
 

[Verse 2]
           
 And not to me

            
ntion the cons

           
table and his 

            
proposition fo

      
r that virgin
           
Yes the one th

             
e lawyer met w

             
ith on strictl

           
y business as 

             
he said to the

#
 Mrs
            
   Well only h

            
ours before af

            
ter he had lef

           
t  she was fix

             
ing her face i

       
n a compact.
          
There was a te

            
rrible crash (

              
There was a te

        
rrible crash)
          
  Between her 

             
and the badge 

              
she spilled he

             
r purse and he

     
r bag 
          
  And held a p

#            
urse of a diff

     
erent kind.


[Chorus]
              
Along with the

             
 people inside
             
What a wonderf

          
ul  caricature

            
 of   intimacy
           
Inside   what 

           
a wonderful   

           
caricature of 

      
 intimacy

There are no..

.


[Chrous #2]
         
Raindrops on r

             
oses and girls

         
 in white dres

ses. 
             
And sleeping w

             
ith roaches an

            
d taking best 

                                                    
guesses
            
At the shade o

             
f the sheets a

            
nd before all 

            
the stains
             
And a few more

              
 of your least

 favorite thin

gs
          
Raindrops on r

            
oses and girls

         
 in white dres

ses
             
And sleeping w

             
ith roaches an

            
d taking best 

     
guesses 
            
At the shade o

             
f the sheets a

            
nd before all 

    
the stains
             
And a few more

              
 of your least

            
 favorite thin


gs


[Bridge #2]

           
Inside   what 

           
a wonderful   

           
caricature of 

     
 intimacy 
           
Inside   what 

           
a wonderful   

           
caricature of 

     
 intimacy
  
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 intimacy

[Chorus #2]
         
Raindrops on r

             
oses and girls

         
 in white dres

ses. 
             
And sleeping w

             
ith roaches an

            
d taking best 

                                                    
guesses
            
At the shade o

             
f the sheets a

            
nd before all 

            
the stains
             
And a few more

              
 of your least

 favorite thin

gs
          
Raindrops on r

            
oses and girls

         
 in white dres

ses
             
And sleeping w

             
ith roaches an

            
d taking best 

     
guesses 
            
At the shade o

             
f the sheets a

            
nd before all 

    
the stains
             
And a few more

              
 of your least

            
 favorite thin


gs