Hello, this is my first tab. I made it cause i've trawled the internet trying to 
find an actual set of chords to this song, with no prevail. All the ones I found 
are bad - I guaruntee mine at least fits with (most) of the song...& i'm sorry if it doesnt (:

- This is chords, not tabs

- If you're clever enough, you can use these chords to make up your own arpeggios for this

- These chords work for Piano, Keyboard, Guitar. 

- You'll have to improvise rhythm, where the chords are played ect...but that's 
what makes your way of playing unique ;)

- If you have no idea what F# aug is/cba to play it, just swap it for F#


VERSE:

            
It's these sub

         
standard motel

             
s on the (lala

            
lalala) corner

           
 of 4th and Fr

emont
  
Street. 
            
Appealing only

         
 because they'

             
re just that u

      (   '
n-appealing
             
Any practiced 

            
catholic would

             
 cross themsel

      
ves upon enter

ing. 
          
The rooms have

           
 a hint of asb

            
estos and mayb

           
e just a dash 

           
of formaldehyd

      
e,
         
And the habit 

           
of decomposing

             
 right before 

           
your very (lal

             
alala) eyes.
                        
CHORUS 1: 
            
(Along with th

            
e people) insi

     
de
            
What a wonderf

         
ul caricature 

                      
of intimacy
           
Inside, what a

         
 wonderful car

            
icature of int

   
imacy

BAND QUIETS:

             
Tonight tenant

              
s range from: 

   
a lawyer and a

 virgin 
             
Accessorizing 

              
with a rosary 

           
tucked inside 

her lingerie 

BAND BACK IN:

             
She's getting 

            
a job at the f

          
irm come Monda

y.
             
The Mrs. will 

            
stay with the 

          
cheating attor

ney
           
moonlighting a

#         
side, she real

             
ly needs his m

 
oney.
             
Oh, wonderful 

           
caricature of 

   
intimacy.

F#     F#(Pianos/keyboards do an extra note ontop on the second 'yeah')
Yeah (Yeah)

VERSE:

       
    And not to

             
 mention, the 

            
constable, and

            
 his propositi

      
on, for
        
that "virgin"
         
Yes, the one t

            
he lawyer met 

             
with on "stric

            
tly business" 

             
as he said to 

   
the

Mrs. 
        
Well, only hou

            
rs before, aft

             
er he had left

           
, she was fixi

             
ng her face in

    
 a

compact.
        
There was a te

           
rrible crash (

     -
There was a te

rrible crash)
        
Between her an

            
d the badge, s

              
he spilled her

             
 purse and her

           
 bag, and held

 
             
a "purse" of a

           
 different kin


d.


            
(Along with th

            
e people) insi

  
de
             
What a wonderf

          
ul caricature 

        
of intimacy
           
Inside, what a

         
 wonderful car

            
icature of int

       
imacy

 (  
There are no..

#   
.

CHORUS 2:

             
Raindrops on r

            
oses and girls

           
 in white dres

ses. 
              
It's sleeping 

           
with roaches a

              
nd taking best

                              
 guesses
              
At the shade o

        
f the sheets a

             
nd before all 

          
the stains
           
And a few more

             
 of your least

        
 favorite thin

gs.

           
Raindrops on r

              
oses and girls

           
 in white dres

ses
              
It's sleeping 

           
with roaches a

              
nd taking best

    
 guesses 
(---overlap---)    G  F#aug       D             E 
At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains
           
And a few more

             
 of your least

          
 favorite thin

gs.

          
Inside, what a

          
 wonderful car

            
icature of int

  
imacy
           
Inside, what a

         
 wonderful car

            
icature of int

  
imacy


           
Raindrops on r

              
oses and girls

           
 in white dres

ses
              
It's sleeping 

           
with roaches a

              
nd taking best

   
 guesses 
(---overlap---)  G  F#aug       D             E 
At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains
           
And a few more

             
 of your least

          
 favorite thin

gs.


           
Raindrops on r

              
oses and girls

           
 in white dres

ses
              
It's sleeping 

           
with roaches a

              
nd taking best

   
 guesses 
(---
At the shade o

)       
f the sheets a

             
nd before all 

     
the stains
           
And a few more

             
 of your least

          
 favorite thin

gs.



Okay so it looks really complicated. I assure you it isn't - the rhythm throughout 
the song is a chord every beat, it may not look like that though, as I've put the 
chords over the top of the exact place where they change, in relation to the 
words. Play it along to the track to get used to it. THATS ALLLL HOOMMIIEEEZZZ