[Intro]
N.C.
(Drums)


[Verse 1]
            
I have this th

              
ing where I ge

             
t older but ju

  
st never wiser
            
Midnights beco

              
me my afternoo

       
ns
            
When my depres

              
sion works the

 
 graveyard shi

ft
           
All of the peo

             
ple I’ve ghost

             
ed stand there

              
 in the room


[Pre-chorus 1]
             
I should not b

             
e left to my o

     
wn devices
           
They come with

            
 prices and vi

ces
             
I end up in cr

             
isis (Tale as 

    
old as time)
            
  I wake up sc

              
reaming from d

   
reaming
           
One day I’ll w

              
atch as you’re

    
 leaving
             
Cause you got 

              
tired of my sc

  
heming
         
(For the last 

time)


[Chorus]
       
It’s me, hi
             
I’m the proble

 
m, it’s me
           
At tea time, e

       
verybody agree

s
            
I’ll stare dir

              
ectly at the s

  
un
         
But never in t

he mirror
             
It must be exh


austing
             
Always rooting

    
 for the anti-

hero


[Instrumental]
         


[Verse 2]
            
Sometimes I fe

              
el like everyb

     
ody is a sexy 

baby
            
And I’m a mons

             
ter on the hil

     
l
            
Too big to han

              
g out, slowly 

             
lurching towar

  
d your favorit

e city
             
Pierced throug

             
h the heart, b

              
ut never kille

    
d


[Pre-chorus 2]
            
  Did you hear

              
 my covert nar

          
cissism I disg

          
uise as altrui

sm
             
Like some kind

             
 of congressma

              
n (Tale as old

 
 as time)
            
  I wake up sc

              
reaming from d

   
reaming
           
One day I’ll w

              
atch as you’re

    
 leaving
             
And life will 

              
lose all its m

  
eaning
         
(For the last 

time)


[Chorus]
       
It’s me, hi
             
I’m the proble

 
m, it’s me
           
At tea time, e

       
verybody agree

s
            
I’ll stare dir

              
ectly at the s

  
un
         
But never in t

he mirror
             
It must be exh


austing
             
Always rooting

    
 for the anti-

hero


[Instrumental]
         


[Bridge]
            
 I have this d

              
ream my daught

             
er-in-law kill

   
s me for the m

oney
            
She thinks I l

              
eft them in th

          
e will
            
 The family ga

              
thers around a

             
nd reads it an

       
d then someone

 screams out
            
 “She’s laughi

              
ng up at us fr

          
om hell!”
       
It’s me, hi,
             
I’m the proble

 
m, it’s me
       
It’s me, hi
   
I’m the proble

m, it’s me
           
It’s me, hi,  

   
  everybody ag

rees
            
Everybody agre

            
es…


[Chorus]
       
It’s me, hi
             
I’m the proble

 
m, it’s me
           
At tea time, e

       
verybody agree

s
            
I’ll stare dir

              
ectly at the s

  
un
         
But never in t

he mirror
             
It must be exh


austing
             
Always rooting

    
 for the anti-

hero.


[Outro]