[Intro]
   

[Verse 1]
        
I have this th

              
ing where I ge

         
t older but ju

   
st never wiser
        
Midnights beco

      
me my afternoo

ns
        
When my depres

              
sion works the

 
 graveyard shi

ft
           
All of the peo

         
ple I've ghost

             
ed stand there

        
 in the room

[Pre-Chorus]
         
I should not b

             
e left to my o

     
wn devices
           
They come with

            
 prices and vi


ces
             
I end up in cr

    
isis (Tale as 

old as time)
        
I wake up scre

              
aming from dre

 
aming
             
One day I'll w

            
atch as you're

    
 leaving
              
'Cause you got

             
 tired of my s

   
cheming (For t

he last time)

[Chorus]

It's me

Hi
         
I'm the proble

        
m, it's me
    
At tea   time
      
Everybody agre

es
        
I'll stare dir

             
ectly at the s

         
un but never i


n the mirror
        
It must be exh

              
austing always

         
 rooting for t

   
he anti-hero

[Instrumental]
   

[Verse 2]
        
Sometimes I fe

             
el like everyb

     
ody is a sexy 

baby
        
And I'm a mons

           
ter on the hil


l
      
Too big to han

g out
         
Slowly lurchin

              
g toward your 


favorite city
         
Pierced throug

             
h the heart bu

        
t never killed

[Pre-Chorus]
        
Did you hear m

            
y covert narci


ssism
           
I disguise as 

     
altruism
             
Like some kind

            
 of congressma


n (Tale as old

 as time)
        
I wake up scre

              
aming from dre

 
aming
             
One day I'll w

            
atch as you're

    
 leaving
              
And life will 

             
lose all its m

  
eaning (For th

e last time)

[Chorus]

It's me

Hi
         
I'm the proble

        
m, it's me
    
At tea   time
      
Everybody agre

es
        
I'll stare dir

             
ectly at the s

         
un but never i


n the mirror
        
It must be exh

              
austing always

         
 rooting for t

   
he anti-hero

[Instrumental]
   

[Bridge]
        
I have this dr

              
eam my daughte

         
r-in-law kills

    
 me for the mo

ney
        
She thinks I l

              
eft them in th

  
e will
        
The family gat

              
hers 'round an

  
d reads it
         
And then someo

ne screams out
         
"She's laughin

             
g up at us fro

  
m hell!"

[Breakdown]

It's me

Hi
         
I'm the proble

        
m, it's me

It's me

Hi
         
   I'm the pro

           
blem, it's me

It's me

Hi

   Everybody a

grees
         
Everybody agre

 
es

[Chorus]

It's me

Hi
         
I'm the proble

        
m, it's me
    
At tea   time
     
Everybody agre

es
        
I'll stare dir

             
ectly at the s

         
un but never i


n the mirror
        
It must be exh

              
austing always

         
 rooting for t

   
he anti-hero