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Verse
 577500
  200212
 130230

Chorus
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D5  xx023x (Us

e 00023x if yo

u're in Drop-D

, like the ori

ginal, or x002

3x (D5/A) to m

imic in Standa

rd)
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Bridge
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  x0023x
 x20203
   
D5    xx023x (

Use 00023x if 

you're in Drop

-D, like the o

riginal, or x0

023x (D5/A) to

 mimic in Stan

dard)
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     x3201x
   x3321x

[Intro]
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[Verse]

Oh, well imagi

ne, as I'm pac

ing the pews i

n a church cor

ridor
         
and I can't he

              
lp but to hear

              
. No, I can't 

            
help but to he


ar an exchangi

ng of words

  "What a beau

tiful wedding!

 What a beauti

ful wedding!",

 says a brides

maid to a wait

er
         
"And, yes, but

              
 what a shame.

              
 What a shame 

        
the poor groom

              
's bride is a 

     
whore"

[Chorus]
            
I chime in wit

           
h a "Haven't y

              
ou people ever

            
 heard of clos

           
ing the goddam

n door?"
            
   No, it's mu

           
ch better to f

             
ace these kind

             
s of things wi

              
th a sense of 

              
poise and rati

   
onality
            
I chime in wit

           
h a "Haven't y

              
ou people ever

            
 heard of clos

           
ing the goddam

n door?"
            
   No, it's mu

           
ch better to f

             
ace these kind

             
s of things wi

           
th a sense of

[Verse]

Oh, well, in f

act. Well, I'l

l look at it t

his way, I mea

n, technically

, our marriage

 is saved
         
  Well, this c

              
alls for a toa

  
st,     so pou

r the champagn

e

Oh, well, in f

act. Well, I'l

l look at it t

his way, I mea

n, technically

, our marriage

 is saved
         
  Well, this c

              
alls for a toa

  
st,     so pou

r the champagn

e

[Break]
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[Chorus]
            
I chime in wit

           
h a "Haven't y

              
ou people ever

            
 heard of clos

           
ing the goddam

n door?"
            
   No, it's mu

           
ch better to f

             
ace these kind

             
s of things wi

              
th a sense of 

              
poise and rati

   
onality
            
I chime in wit

           
h a "Haven't y

              
ou people ever

            
 heard of clos

           
ing the goddam

n door?"
            
   No, it's mu

           
ch better to f

             
ace these kind


s of things wi

th a sense of

[Bridge]
    
poise and    r


ationality
     

     
Again
F#4maj7

[Chorus]
            
I chime in wit

           
h a "Haven't y

              
ou people ever

            
 heard of clos

           
ing the goddam

n door?"
            
   No, it's mu

           
ch better to f

             
ace these kind

             
s of things wi

              
th a sense of 

              
poise and rati

   
onality
            
I chime in wit

           
h a "Haven't y

              
ou people ever

            
 heard of clos

           
ing the goddam

n door?"
            
   No, it's mu

           
ch better to f

             
ace these kind


s of things wi

th a sense of

[Bridge]
    
poise and    r


ationality
     

     
Again