Ok. So this is my first tab so don't judge :c No capo, standard tuning and fairly easy. Enjoy cx
Please tell me what you think in the comments :P


[Verse]

Oh,

Well imagine,

As I'm pacing 

the pews in a 

church corrido

r,
             
And I can't he

         
lp but to hear

,
              
No, I can't he

          
lp but to hear

 an exchanging

 of words:

"What a beauti

ful wedding! W

hat a beautifu

l wedding!" sa

ys a bridesmai

d to a waiter,
             
"And, yes, but

              
 what a shame,

              
 what a shame 

             
the poor groom

             
's bride is a 

whore."


[Chorus]

I chime in wit

h a
             
"Haven't you p

             
eople ever hea

     
rd of closing 

the goddamn do

or?!"
           
No, it's much 

             
better to face

      
 these kinds o

f things

With a sense o

f poise and ra

tionality.

I chime in,
             
"Haven't you p

             
eople ever hea

         
rd of closing 

the goddamn do

or?!"
           
No, it's much 

             
better to face

      
 these kinds o

f things

With a sense o

f...


[Verse]

Well in fact,

Well I'll look

 at it this wa

y,
             
I mean technic

             
ally our marri

   
age is saved

Well this call

s for a toast
           
So, pour the c

hampagne
 
Oh! Well in fa

ct,

Well I'll look

 at it this wa

y,
             
I mean technic

             
ally our marri

  
age is saved

Well this call

s for a toast,
            
So, pour the c

         
hampagne, pour

 the champagne


[Chorus]

I chime in wit

h a
             
"Haven't you p

             
eople ever hea

     
rd of closing 

the goddamn do

or?!"
           
No, it's much 

             
better to face

      
 these kinds o

f things

With a sense o

f poise and ra

tionality.

I chime in,
             
"Haven't you p

             
eople ever hea

     
rd of closing 

the goddamn do

or?!"
           
No, it's much 

             
better to face

     
 these kinds o

f things


[Bridge]
             
With a sense o

            
f poise and ra

          
tionality 

Again.


[Chorus]

I chime in,
             
"Haven't you p

             
eople ever hea

      
rd of closing 

the goddamn do

or?!"
           
No, it's much 

             
better to face

      
 these kinds o

f things

With a sense o

f poise and ra

tionality.

I chime in,
             
"Haven't you p

             
eople ever hea

     
rd of closing 

the goddamn do

or?!"
           
No, it's much 

             
better to face

      
 these kinds o

f things
             
With a sense o

 
f poise and ra

tionality 

Again.