**Verse 1**

Oh,
 
Well imagine, 

As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
       
And I can't he

lp but to hear

, 
              
No, I can't he

          
lp but to hear

 an exchanging

 of words:

"What a beauti

ful wedding! W

hat a beautifu

l wedding!" sa

ys a bridesmai

d to a waiter,
             
"And, yes, but

              
 what a shame,

              
 what a shame 

          
the poor groom

's bride is a 

whore."
**Chorus**
    
I chime in wit

h a
             
"Haven't you p

            
eople ever hea

             
rd of closing 

          
a goddamn door

!"
              
No, it's much 

             
better to face

       
 these kinds o

f things
              
With a sense o

  
f poise and ra

tionality.
        
I chime in, 
              
"Haven't you p

            
eople ever hea

             
rd of closing 

          
a goddamn door

!"
              
No, it's much 

             
better to face

            
 these kinds o

f things
             
With a sense o

 
f... 
**Verse 2**

Well in fact, 

Well I'll look at it this way, 
              
I mean technic

              
ally our marri

       
age is saved
              
Well this call

        
s for a toast

So, pour the champagne

Oh! Well in fa

ct, 

Well I'll look at it this way, 
              
I mean technic

              
ally our marri

       
age is saved

Well this calls for a toast, 
    
So, pour the c

hampagne, pour

 the champagne

**Instrumental**
(strum once) Am..Am F..Dm G..Am F


I chime in wit

h a
             
"Haven't you p

            
eople ever hea

             
rd of closing 

          
a goddamn door

!"
              
No, it's much 

             
better to face

       
 these kinds o

f things
              
With a sense o

  
f poise and ra

tionality.

I chime in, 
             
"Haven't you p

            
eople ever hea

             
rd of closing 

          
a goddamn door

!"
              
No, it's much 

             
better to face

       
 these kinds o

f things
 
With a sense o

f 

**Bridge**
         
Poise and rati

           
onality

    (
Again...

**Chorus**
 
I chime in,
             
"Haven't you p

            
eople ever hea

             
rd of closing 

           
a goddamn door

!"
              
No, it's much 

             
better to face

       
 these kinds o

f things
                G (strum once)
With a sense of poise and rationality.

I chime in,
             
"Haven't you p

            
eople ever hea

             
rd of closing 

          
a goddamn door

!"
              
No, it's much 

             
better to face

       
 these kinds o

f things

With a sense of 

**Bridge**
         
Poise and rati

           
onality

    (
Again...